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Italian prosecutors in Milan investigated how Dior is producing their handbags. They found that the workers were sleeping in the facility so bags could be produced around the clock. Consumers pay $2,780 per bag. The production of the bags costs Dior $57. Ht: @maxroser.bsky.social

Now we know how much it costs to make a $2,800 Dior bagwww.businessinsider.com In recent months, Italian authorities raided Dior subcontractor workshops where people were working around the clock, they said.

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The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here." Two tachyons walk into a bar. The punchline comes before the joke You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?

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"I don't know anything about Project 2025" says man recording Project 2025 promotional video in front of Project 2025 publication. More substantively, Project 2025 has embraced Trump and Miller's immigration approach of using power to close both legal and illegal immigration.

ring that makes you old

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Stephen Miller now following Trump's lead and saying he has nothing to do with Project 2025. 1. His organization is on the Project 2025 advisory board. 2. He recorded a video as part of Project 2025 training tools 3. You can see Mandate for Leadership, the Project 2025 publication in the background

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Well this is grim

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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

The Inside Out characters in my head

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

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Nature does not abhor a vacuum. 99.9999999999999999999958% of the Universe is empty. The rest is old boots and stars and tea stains and you. But atoms are also 99.9999999996% empty. Everything is mostly nothing really. Looking at it that way, it’s easy to justify eating an entire tub of ice cream.

Elden Ring was right

Now CNN is on it. Yeah, slow news day indeed. Nothing going on but trotting hippos. edition.cnn.com/2024/07/04/s... I'm chuckling. It's probably the simplest study I've ever done, but I'm glad people like it. I do, too.

High-speed hippos can get airborne, says new study | CNNedition.cnn.com Hippos can get airborne when moving at high speeds over land, according to a new study.

The DAO (Dragon Age Origins) of Steve

I scramble motha'uckin' eggs fortnightly🎶 Wife doesn't like 'em, she never told me🎶

The Mrs eats scrambled eggs. I put salmon in mine to make it bearable as I don't like them. Turns out she's only eating them as she thought I liked them. Took 15 years of marriage and fortnightly scrambled eggs to work this out.

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This photo is pure 2024.

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"Foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame."

Thats a great idea. I myself am ~6’-4”

going to start telling people i’m 5’14”

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LMFAO at NYT *not* disclosing that the guy who wrote this was a clerk for John Roberts! Honestly gotta respect the game.

Opinion section really emptying the clip with a bump stock www.nytimes.com/2024/07/05/o...

Opinion | A Principled Supreme Court, Unnerved by Trumpwww.nytimes.com Most of the court’s decisions were principled and sound — most, but unfortunately not all.

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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders. AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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There's a Small Problem With the AI Industry: It's Making Absolutely No Moneyfuturism.com AI is not making money for investors which may be connected to businesses having trouble adopting the technology.

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Kylo Renfield, is this anything

Just need, like. Two minutes with the Death Note.

I’m not a big Fourth of July or patriotic pride person, but it’s important to remember today that we say no to kings here.

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Not the most terrifying thing but perhaps the most infuriating: every single thing we said about these fascist Republican fucks has been proved out and all the people who assured us that what is happening would never happen smoothly pivoted to yes it's happening but it will be fine.

I don't want to unduly valorize Nintendo as a company or anything, but look: there *is* a reason they are successful, and most often successful doing their own thing instead of joining the latest bandwagon

Nintendo won't use generative AI in its first-party gameswww.tweaktown.com Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa has revealed that the company currently has no plans to use generative AI in its games due to IP rights concerns.

this but X-Wing

You: Please act normal you need these people to like you. Me: absolutely not. People: Hi. Me: do you know about warhammer?

When you work in news there *is* a certain excitement that comes along with major events, but what you should never, EVER do as a journalist is provoke them for the sake of covering them. Do not, my friends, become addicted to turmoil...

“Politics would be interesting again” is the most telling line here. They find all this boring I guess.

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When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.