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love reminding transphobes of clownfish
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Still one of my better pieces of writing
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Years back, the article I read by a zoologist admitting that obviously homosexual activities like male dolphins twining penises together had been 'explained away for decades' and it was time to accept it was a part of nature... I wish I could remember where I read it.
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So many animals exhibit homosexual activity on a consistent basis either their whole lives or a significant amount of the time, & for years scientists were like "No no, dolphins frotting or bucks buttfucking each other is about...dominance & territory, that's it, it's not like they *enjoy* it!"
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This totally reminds me of an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia clip, from the two minute mark onward: youtu.be/TqcQeLJAX4k
Always Sunny - Dominanceyoutu.be S10E7
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So what happens to preserve genetic diversity? Do clownfish pop over to the next anemone?
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Great article. I noticed a typo you may wish to correct: the word “are” in place of “our”. Took me a bit to parse that sentence 😅 Thanks for the interesting and amusing article.
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*said with awe* this writing is right up there with that Irish columnist comparing the British Crown to clowns.
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How can you not link this, you animal.
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I'm also unsure if I've ever followed anyone quite as hard as I just followed
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I’d like to see the Pixar take on a teen Ceratioid anglerfish’s coming of age. There would have to be some sort of “when you finally find love, you just gotta’ hold on forever” musical number.
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I'd watch this movie, except for the last part of the last sentence, because I'd rather they found a new anemone.
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That’s taking oedipus to a new level.
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It’s just fish being fish
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bsky.app/profile/donk...
Me: Every story written in the west is a metaphor for Oedipus Rex because we all fantasize about drilling a strange woman we don’t realize is our mom and then killing the asshole standing between us cuz he was a shitty dad anyway My therapist: I’m not sure ketamine therapy is for you
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Just showed this to my son, whose elementary school is doing a musical adaptation of Finding Nemo this weekend, he was duly delighted.
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TY for these perfect sentences
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Next you're gonna tell me that Dory wasn't actually speaking Welsh.
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As an intersection of long form shitposting, science communication and tacit support of our trans siblings this may be unsurpassed
Thank you. I just ruined Nemo for my teenager, who grew up on Pixar films, by pointing out this technical inaccuracy.
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*Sophocles reading this and sweating*
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Clearly the third movie in the trilogy needs to be "Finding Marlina" where Nemo's dad becomes his mom.
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I will never forgive you for what you have done to my mental state!
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Our focus group in the Midwest found these facts to be too woke.
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Neil Degrasse Tyson better watch his back
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I unabashedly love how this is written
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My students know the story of me watching Nemo again after having my first child and, though it never bothered me before, the abduction scene making me openly weep. They like to bring it up from time to time. You know, like this morning...
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their family tree has about as many branches as Charles II’s it seems
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I tried to do something similar with The Lion King once but this is a million times better.
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That's some Neil deGrasse Tyson-level movie pedantry there. :p
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BROOKS: I must find my son and make him my bride. DEGENERES: I’m here to help!
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(DangerMouse voice) It's only a cartoon ...
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My teenage daughters reaction was...You do know it is fiction right?
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I tell people this a lot. Was it your article that I got the info from? Must've been at least 20 years ago, though
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For the love of God, don’t tell me anything about the animals in Bambi.
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in 96 years we will enjoy watching the public domain remake with this plot (or stream on Pr0nHub now)
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