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Baker: but it's already cooked, sir
Inventor of toast: cook it.....AGAIN 18 103 689
British Customer: Ugh..this is hot. Bring it back cold. 9
*crying as I put the perfect piece of bread back onto the fire* 11
Invention of sous vide:
CHEF: "I need you to start boiling this chicken RIGHT NOW!"
LACKEY "Okay okay!" *frantic fumbling with stove*
CHEF: "no... SLOWER" 5
Reminds me of graham-cracker crusts. Takes seeds and grind them up. Reconstitute them into cookies. Smash those. Then, finally, use them to make the crust. 5
Emmanuel Biscotti, Inventor of Biscotti: "It's been done." 4
"But sir, this bread has been in the oven longer than Sylvia Plath" 4
That’s the yeast he could do.
Sorry.
I’ll see myself out.😔 3
Don’t ever look up the origin of the word ‘biscuit’… 1 3
:triscuit waits in the shadows: 2
onlooker 1: "don't, you'll ruin it!"
onlooker 2: "hold on... let him cook" 2
The Bear except it's the bimbo mascot instead of jeremy allen white 2
I'm just saying but fresh baked bread doesn't get enough credit 2
“Like stale! But STALER!” 1 2
You just know it was a never-satisfied customer.
"This bread is undercooked. It's practically raw!" 1
Any relation to the refried beans guy? 1 1
twin brothers separated at birth? 1
Brits: Behold! The Toast Sandwich!