Parent of an adult: Baker: but it's already cooked, sir Inventor of toast: cook it.....AGAIN

Baker: but it's already cooked, sir Inventor of toast: cook it.....AGAIN

British Customer: Ugh..this is hot. Bring it back cold.

*crying as I put the perfect piece of bread back onto the fire*

Invention of sous vide: CHEF: "I need you to start boiling this chicken RIGHT NOW!" LACKEY "Okay okay!" *frantic fumbling with stove* CHEF: "no... SLOWER"

Reminds me of graham-cracker crusts. Takes seeds and grind them up. Reconstitute them into cookies. Smash those. Then, finally, use them to make the crust.

Bread is just raw toast

Emmanuel Biscotti, Inventor of Biscotti: "It's been done."

"But sir, this bread has been in the oven longer than Sylvia Plath"

That’s the yeast he could do. Sorry. I’ll see myself out.😔

Don’t ever look up the origin of the word ‘biscuit’…

:triscuit waits in the shadows:

Toast is refried bread

"Twice broiled wheat"

onlooker 1: "don't, you'll ruin it!" onlooker 2: "hold on... let him cook"

The Bear except it's the bimbo mascot instead of jeremy allen white

I'm just saying but fresh baked bread doesn't get enough credit

“Like stale! But STALER!”

You just know it was a never-satisfied customer. "This bread is undercooked. It's practically raw!"

Any relation to the refried beans guy?

twin brothers separated at birth?

Brits: Behold! The Toast Sandwich!

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