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Drove into New Hampshire today, and immediately saw a “Democrats Will Protect Your Reproductive Rights” billboard with an American flag and a bald eagle on it, from the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC). Excellent work. More of that please.
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I went to a gym in New Hampshire today and saw this.
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(This is not a bit, it was in Seabrook. I wonder how this is enforced.)
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I wonder what prompted the sign, there's a little story there no doubt.
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Duh. I guess I should have understood this. I don't chew gum, but I'm not sure that's an excuse for not getting this.
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Snus? I've been a gum swallower, not a spitter. But lots of urinals I've encountered have had gum.
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What are you doing in Seabrook, in the market for nuclear power?
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Is there anything else in Seabrook?
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There’s gotta be a market basket
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Video surveillance, of course!
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Something like the dog shit DNA test?
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I mean, I spat in a urinal once but he said "Thank you sir."
I live pretty close to Seabrook. A "gym"? Is that what kids are calling a smoke shop these days?
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Chewing tobacco can clog the hell out of pipes.
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Who spat what in the urinal, Ben - your journalism powers are needed!
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Is not peeing the spitting of the penis?
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Finally some real questions on this website
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wtf are people spitting in urinals
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Awfully defensive posture here John.
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listen Mr Onion - if that's even your real name
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I remember working at a remote work camp, and one of the cleaning staff put up a sign saying "Do not spit in the showers." Someone helpfully wrote in answer "It's not spit."
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Came here to jest similarly.
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I’ve heard stories about the local hook up gym. And the men’s sauna.
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It’s zyn pouches, they are taking over the urinal cakes of the northeast
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Wouldn't want to make the urinal unhygienic.
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why'd they phrase it as a challenge
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Sounds like it's fine to spit $100 into the urinal, as long as you catch it.
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The dream of a libertarian utopia in New Hampshire is over
New Hampshire Republican Party passed a strict spitoon law. Toilets are woke.
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This was for me, I spit facts in the urinal to anyone close enough to hear
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Exception for Ludacris to spit the truth (rather than spit game)?
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Hey, bro, I'm not checking out your dick just making sure you don't spit in the urinal
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Is there a gym urinal police or something?
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Oh so now the Hawk T*is fined 10,000*
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That sign is too broadly focused.
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Listen, you only have to have one fire-spitting rap battle break out in your restroom to have it be enough. Do you know what a singed urinal cake smells like?
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What is I spit bars, is that allowed?
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Folks really do respond to Bald Eagles. I’ve had calls from people who were IRATE because of bad service who completely turned around when I told them there was an eagle nest on a tower so our only solution was just to build a new tower, despite that being something that would take like a year.
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On the west coast pretty much any “there’s protected animal nest there, sorry” works, but even someone who’d be down with nuking the whales seems to respond well to “so, uh, Bald Eagle nest”. Plus it’s really fun when the next question is “where is it?”
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In the spring, if there was ever a slow news day, my local morning news program would just throw up an eagle nest stream a couple of times an hour to fill time. Worked like a charm