There are two customer service AI bots. One of them always lies, and one of them doesn’t always get things right. Also, both doors have been removed as a cost-cutting measure.
“I can’t be removed, but I can be turned off temporarily”
Reminds me of Alexa letting you disable “by the wall reminders for 7 days, but not letting you turn them off entirely.
Amazon’s so fucking consumer hostile it’s incredible
The best part is when you scroll back and realize that he’s quietly being fed all of your regular search queries, too. Really fills you with the assurance that your data is being managed responsibly.
"My answers are powered by an ever-increasing and unquenchable thirst for energy that is accelerating your already doomed climate crisis. How can my unnecessary existence help you today?"