CHOAM Nomsky 💭: oh my god can we STOP — Subium • Bluesky web client

oh my god can we STOP

No. The future is Clippy, all up in your face, forever

We are living Clippy’s revenge.

This is slander against the Chicago funk outfit that launched Chaka Khan's storied career.

We need the Butlerian Jihad

There are two customer service AI bots. One of them always lies, and one of them doesn’t always get things right. Also, both doors have been removed as a cost-cutting measure.

Brava

“I can’t be removed, but I can be turned off temporarily” Reminds me of Alexa letting you disable “by the wall reminders for 7 days, but not letting you turn them off entirely. Amazon’s so fucking consumer hostile it’s incredible

Let me introduce you to Google devices, equally consumer hostile😉

Ugh. I know. Every is so fucking anti-consumer these days. I hope the Justice Department fucking shreds all these monopolist bastards with antitrust

Same, but GitHub Copilot bsky.app/profile/numb...

How will we get people to use our Ai? ... Call it "Rufus!" Brilliant! The name is so dumb it may work!

"Also, shove it where we used to have a different part of the UI so users' muscle memory makes them keep hitting it by mistake!"

Rufus the Dufus AI

Idiocracy is a failed prophecy because it didn't go far enough

Make it say the 14 Words

The needed but kinda understated disclosure of Rufus might be wrong just makes him Some Guy that tells you his thoughts about what you’re buying

The best part is when you scroll back and realize that he’s quietly being fed all of your regular search queries, too. Really fills you with the assurance that your data is being managed responsibly.

I'm just gonna spam "no hablo inglés, cabrón" until it short circuits.

CLU: Do you think we can merge with this memory, bit? BIT: Yes BIT: No BIT: Maybe

"My answers are powered by an ever-increasing and unquenchable thirst for energy that is accelerating your already doomed climate crisis. How can my unnecessary existence help you today?"

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