Pot Shop Boy

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This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.

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The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social

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Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci

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olympics debuts first Synchronized Shitposting category

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If you don't use @reminder-bot.juni-is.gay -- you are missing out. This reminder bot is the best thing since humans invented the concept of the number Zero.

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i'm a shitposter mostly because i've got a terrible diet and need to manifest somehow while on the loo

I'm a shitposter mostly cause I'm shit at posting.

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Trying to start a trend of posting "Manifesting" as code for pooping.

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Hats off to folks working in the medical profession that put in those ungodly hours and save lives and shit. You are real heroes.

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Fun fact: if I eat curry my BO smells kinda like maple syrup and extends out about two blocks

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I'm gonna be the founder of the shitskeet via "Manifesting" I want this to be my bluesky legacy

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Every once in a while this phone throws up a message that says "your system is now in optimal condition," and I'm like dude, you obviously scanned someone else's medical records.

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my secret:

a complete lack of self control :)

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Manifesting.

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Me: Time to exercise some demons. Them: You mean exorcise. Me: *painting a pentagram on a treadmill* Huh?

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Someone reply’s offensively. I reply with my opinion, they block and I laugh.

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Would boobs help? ~Me, as a therapist

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there should be an app that tells you how you’d poll against Tr*mp

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Live, love, lose consciousness

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I’m seeing a lot of couch advertisements lately and they’re seriously turning me on.

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Finally figured what neighbor has the drone I flash my boobs at that one night I had alcohol. It’s a nice old man the street over so I think it was a worthy effort.