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If anyone should know that New York doesn’t have the death penalty, it’s the guy who wanted it reinstated to execute the Central Park Five kids.
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TBF, I do wish he’d die.
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It really got my hopes up when got COVID. Would have been a fitting death too.
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I don't think I can ever actually be as disappointed as that moment when I found out he wasn't going to die
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Only about 5% of people in his age group who get COVID die from it the first time, and he was getting the best available medicine we had at the time, even though he was telling the rest of us to use horse dewormer, malaria meds, fish-tank cleaner, bleach, and shine lasers up various orifices.
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I'll take all mortality corners, ideologues with 3D printed pistols, a wobbly rail on a staircase lined by flags, "Whoops! Railed too much phen-fen"...
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If i got to choose it would be something cartoonishly stupid, like tripping in a bathroom and drowning in a toilet
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You have to flush 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.
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Eric and Don Jr frantically flushing it trying to keep him alive
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Yes, that's what they told the first responders.
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Him doing something that actually benefits others and does not benefit his self interest in any way.
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One day it will come. I'm taking better care of myself these days just to be sure I'm still here to enjoy it.
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This looks like the newsletter of a squatter holed up in an abandoned amusement park with a shotgun and a lifetime supply of albuterol
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It does look like the Drudge Report, I agree
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If you have a shotgun, zero albuterol can be a lifetime supply
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Not even. First day without makeup, hair spray & visine - the emperor is a naked old man with multiple face lift & scalp reduction scars crying in his cell. Humiliation is so much better than martyrdom.
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Right? I'm "they." I'm opposed to the death penalty, but I'll make an exception for him. Execute him for treason for J6. That would rule.
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Treason is very narrowly defined in the Constitution, to prevent the kinds of abuses the Brits and French enjoyed, but the 14 Amendment ban on insurrectionists holding office certainly should apply to him.
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And NY really should've given the Trump Organization the Corporate Death Penalty in addition to the $300M+ fines and the ban on Trump himself from running it.
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It's likely aspirational; Trump is plotting to execute Democrats, so he makes a baseless accusation in order to create social permission among Republicans for executing Democrats.
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Trump seems genuinely convinced that beginning in 2016, the Deep State secretly instituted all kinds of laws targeting only him, so sure, why not the death penalty in New York
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He might not be posting with full sincerity and rigorous attention to all relevant facts
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There will always be the follow up "so that's why we have to kill them."
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*Someone* should take out updated versions of the ad below to reflect his current legal predicaments 👍
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Make it say the death penalty for insurrectionists.
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If only a court had weighed in on whether Trump's actions constituted insurrection! 👍 www.courts.state.co.us/userfiles/fi...
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He’s fecking nuts. Imagine if you will, a different person, we’ll call him Joe Biden put out nonsense shit like this. We’d still be hearing about it in 2030 from The NY Times and the GOPUTRID. But it’s trump so all we hear is “Joe Biden’s hair is thinner than it used to be.”
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Nevermind that the death penalty is not a thing for falsified documents/election fraud cases.
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It’s hard to draw a line between his lies and the stuff that he just doesn’t know and the stuff that he’s just wrong about.
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Area criminal promises 85 million people a good time
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TBF, he’s just saying they WANT to put him to death. And to be honest…. Well, I’m not going there.
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He only said we WANTED to sentence him to death, not that we COULD. Anyway, most of us would be just as happy to see him turned into an East River flotation buoy.
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Personally, I'd prefer to see him sentenced to having to stand in Times Square dressed as a clown greeting each and every passerby with a full introduction and a dance, complete with a song he'd have to sing listing every charge he's been found guilty of so far.
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Like taco trucks on every corner.. threatening us with the best of times, just to disappoint us in the most predictable fashion.
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Make America A Laughingstock (to the rest of the world) Trump 2024. Millions of whites will vote for this lying criminal. Some very rich people will spend many millions of dollars to help him get reelected.
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New York doesn't have the death penalty *now*. Donald's doing his utmost to have it reinstated.
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Again.
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We should publish an ad in the TImes. "The undersigned are strongly opposed to the death penalty. But in the present case we feel compelled..."
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He’s forcing the judge’s hand in sentencing…
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i didn't know the death penalty was on the table. i'm even more invested now.
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It's not on the table, but that doesn't mean a lot of people wouldn't like it to be.
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