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dogs in large cities are essentially settler colonial is an incredible series of words
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Rats are praxis. Mosquitoes are Marxist. Lightbugs are fascist.
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This guy has disappeared up his own ass with an audible pop
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Is his autocorrect changing the spelling of “cars,” or something?
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I think it's someone playing clever with War on Cars rhetoric but you never know if someone is only an idiot on this here Internet.
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Every person is handed a government-issued schnauzer at age 10 to care for.
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I'd argue that the schnauzer is the AR-15 of dogs and should be much more strictly regulated. But this is the result of a personal run-in.
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Miniature or Giant? I'm not big on mini schnauzers (my mom ADORES them), but a giant schnauzer would be a handful for a 10-year-old. Then again, if you can handle a schnauzer at 10 years old, you can pretty much handle any dog when you grow up.
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English Settler, because of course
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This is such a perfect suggestion from this guy because it would turn dogs into the exact elite commodity he's claiming they are now.
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Probably just needs a plexiglass belly button so he can see out.
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Can I sue this man for the emotional suffering I've suffered reading this?
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Love throw words together in a blender while describing my solutions for a world in which I will never know joy.
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Them are definitely words.
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You can pry my dog from my cold dead hands sir.
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I really enjoy the stupid faux economic strategy that he got wrong. Supply side would be opening more puppy mills. He means rationint
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Watching his head explode the moment he sees Clifford.
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I'm going to take a wild guess. This guy that wants to enact *dog control*... does he oppose gun control?
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Until now I had not understood what “up his own ass” meant. Now it’s clear
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At least he was smart enough to say “supply-side policy” rather than going with “trickle-down.”
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This dude is a sovereign citizen but from The Left.
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Robert Conquest noticed in the 70s that in a lot of left activist writing, the word "essentially" has a sense which is usually expressed in normal prose by the word "not", and "dog ownership is essentially settler colonialist" seems like a perfect example.
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Liking partly for the content and partly for the “Toast of London artiste name generator” output👍
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I’m sorry, sir, but mosquitos are blood suckers, so are clearly capitalists. I’m afraid this error leads me to question your entire thesis.
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If you had done your research, you'd know that only one gender of mosquito consumes blood, and the others are peaceful fruitarians. But you have done no growth ! For Shame!!!
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Any guy who tells you they’re a “peaceful fruititarian” is definitely a gentrifying sex pest.
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Well there is definitely an over presentation of one gender in human capitalist environments… even though it’s the opposite one…
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Roaches are the lumpenproletariat.
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Hear me out tho- fireflies are literally crossing the day/night boundary by introducing light into spaces where nocturnal creatures need darkness to keep themselves safe from predators. Idk but that just doesn't sit right with me. Your mating behavior isn't more important than another bug's safety.
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This is going to get screenshotted without context and turn into the discourse of the day. Also *fireflies* are the proletariat, obviously.
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Max settler-colonizing the couch.
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Cats are anarchy. As they should.
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Zebras are reactionaries Antelopes are missionaries Pigeons plot in secrecy Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo...
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Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages!
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One of the best lines in any song ever.
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My rats are praxis though:
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Ben, I didn't know you had taken over at Red Scare.
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pizza rat is petite bourgeoisie
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I'm gonna need more anarchist representation, smh my head.
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