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dogs in large cities are essentially settler colonial is an incredible series of words
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sometimes politics gives people tools to understand the world and envision better possibilities for living together in mutual respect and harmony and sometimes it does the opposite
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I feel like this happens a lot with internet discourse about urban living, and people who are more interested in analyzing other people’s behavior instead of managing their own.
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Clean up after your dog and keep them on a leash! Don’t let them bother people who don’t want to be bothered! Don’t smoke on the subway! But don’t call the cops if someone is smoking on the subway cause that doesn’t actually help! Just be generally respectful and clean up after yourself! It’s fine!
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In conclusion, dogs are great and they don’t do genocide people do.
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Make frens not war
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This dog brings sooooooo much joy to my neighbors and strangers she meets throughout the city.
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Like we just got back from a walk where we met a woman who squealed like a child when she saw the dog, and said “I just love dogs so much. They make me so happy!” Literally lol
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My neighbor wanted me to help her dial 911 on her neighbor for raking the leaves and piling them against a tree. I had to talk her out of it.
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my political philosophy is that if someone is doing something that bothers you then you should talk to them about it like an adult and if you see someone who needs help you should try to help them if you can
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Looking forward to the dog’s domination of the planet! 💥💥 P.S. Can we at least ask dogs to have cats as second in command? I am afraid otherwise we have an uprising at the door.
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Clifford Simak wrote a book about that in 1952, it's fascinating (City)
who said that, I’m intrigued
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some random dipshit
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If we're being invaded by dogs somehow, I'll take it! I welcome the coming of our new Canine masters.
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It’s also easy to read this in the other direction: ‘Dogs are colonizers without meaning to be or doing anything bad, so it’s okay if I’m a colonizer. It just happens.’
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All I can think of is “roving packs of chihuahuas are not funny” blogs.mercurynews.com/pets/2014/06...
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omfg for years I’ve had the idea of a zombie virus which only affects small dogs which breed like mad and overrun cities and neighborhoods 😂
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I have always been convinced the zombie apocalypse will start with chihuahuas.
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"I just learned a new phrase, how can I use it to bludgeon people?"
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kind of the analogue of therapy speak being used to justify straight up sociopathy
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I feel like *in particular* progressive discourse has a life cycle where it goes from small-scale critical concept to wider social uptake, & as soon as that has positive impact it's taken over by the privileged (of various kinds) who sense opportunities to say they were the real victims all along.
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Rats are praxis. Mosquitoes are Marxist. Lightbugs are fascist.
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Roaches are the lumpenproletariat.
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This guy has disappeared up his own ass with an audible pop
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Is his autocorrect changing the spelling of “cars,” or something?
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I think it's someone playing clever with War on Cars rhetoric but you never know if someone is only an idiot on this here Internet.
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Every person is handed a government-issued schnauzer at age 10 to care for.
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I'd argue that the schnauzer is the AR-15 of dogs and should be much more strictly regulated. But this is the result of a personal run-in.
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Miniature or Giant? I'm not big on mini schnauzers (my mom ADORES them), but a giant schnauzer would be a handful for a 10-year-old. Then again, if you can handle a schnauzer at 10 years old, you can pretty much handle any dog when you grow up.
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English Settler, because of course
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This is such a perfect suggestion from this guy because it would turn dogs into the exact elite commodity he's claiming they are now.
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Probably just needs a plexiglass belly button so he can see out.
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Love throw words together in a blender while describing my solutions for a world in which I will never know joy.
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Them are definitely words.
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You can pry my dog from my cold dead hands sir.
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I really enjoy the stupid faux economic strategy that he got wrong. Supply side would be opening more puppy mills. He means rationint
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Watching his head explode the moment he sees Clifford.
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I'm going to take a wild guess. This guy that wants to enact *dog control*... does he oppose gun control?
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Until now I had not understood what “up his own ass” meant. Now it’s clear
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At least he was smart enough to say “supply-side policy” rather than going with “trickle-down.”
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This dude is a sovereign citizen but from The Left.