kilgore trout: run a coup attempt in america and the supreme court is like whoa hang on that might be fine give us several months

even bolivia gets it. bolivia. cia is like damn dude guess they learned

BREAKING: Bolivian general who appeared to lead a failed coup is arrested after an attorney general opened an investigation against him.

Military flees Bolivia government palace after coup attempt failsapnews.com Armored vehicles rammed into the doors of Bolivia's government palace Wednesday as President Luis Arce said the country faced an attempted coup.

run a coup attempt in america and the supreme court is like whoa hang on that might be fine give us several months

"Well all of us nine agree here that coups are bad, but what if this case wasn't about coups, but about chocolate chip cookies, huh? You gonna arrest a president for eating cookies? What then! My god, man, it's right there in the constitution he can eat cookies. I mean, probably. I haven't read it"

Don't get me started on presidents eating cookies.

"We will absolutely look into that once Clarence gets home from vacation."

See we can’t just arrest the coup guy because of the legal protections that protect everyday Americans from abuse by the law And do those legal protections protect everyday Americans? Lol no

several months after several years

“can I get some baseball tickets and an RV”

"Coup? What coup? I was watching Draft Night on ESPN..."

Especially now that we know a third of swing state voters are fine with authoritarianism bsky.app/profile/pbum...

In our new swing state poll, a third of voters said they thought an authoritarian form of government was good. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Analysis | Where support for American democracy is the most wobblywww.washingtonpost.com New Washington Post-Schar School polling in six swing states included an at-times-worrisome assessment of views of authoritarianism.

I mean they were the herrenvolk, Kilgore, the law exists to protect them, not to bind them!