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Somewhere between T.S. Eliot and Diogenes of Sinope.
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I just saw the full rosters for the WNBA All Star Game and that game has the potential to go absolutely bananas. Vets vs hotshot youngins, lots of established teammate play, Caitlin and Angel on the same team. WNBA could load up on storylines for the next season and a half for an exhibition.
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Looks like Wave Diegel woke up with the DTs today.
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timeline cleanse
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A fact about Marcell Ozuna is that he has been suspended for domestic violence
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Never get tired of watching the Mets and Barves fail
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This year’s October Surprise is every hotel JD Vance stays at reporting he’s a chronic bed wetter.
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jd vance looks like if a baby got old but not in the normal way
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They should change the functionality of this site because I’m compelled to argue with every single person I perceive as <80% deferential to me.
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Me after a full day of commenting on the specifics of y'alls interactions/noninteractions, as I have no ideas what the details are:
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Wait until we find out this was someone in VileRat’s family
the guy who shot Trump was younger than my account on SomethingAwful
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BONUS TWEET: Ben Simmons being here is killing me x.com/gwiss/status...
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Castellanos might get an AB here so keep refreshing that news feed
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Wait, were people actually asking the dude to quit his job? You lose the ability to do that if you don’t support the product and are in fact antagonistic to the company’s existence.
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It took way too long but I finally made my first pilgrimage to Powell’s City of Books. First time I felt at home out here.
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For every NYT you read, I’m going to piss on three.
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Everyone at the NYT sucks (unless it’s someone I want to be friends with).
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JD Vance is so mad that his Mom saw him and saw booze and pills and said “oh god yes, booze and pills.”
“We will hold investigations to identify the neo-cultural Marxists in seats of power all across Washington,” Posobiec said. ​“We don’t negotiate with un-humans. Because that’s the stakes of this battle: humanity versus un-humanity.” inthesetimes.com/article/nati...
Onward, Christian Soldiers—To War!inthesetimes.com At this year’s National Conservatism Conference, a right-wing army prepares to rise.
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girls will be like i know a place then take you to the eyeball planet
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we love a health-minded plus-size appreciator
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I thought the Dodgers were good?
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HOUSE RULES: • generalissimo wishes you sleep night • the baby sleeps on the floor • the soldier sleeps upright, ever vigilant • teddy roosevelt watches you
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slept on it, remembered bam adebayo is an Actual Republican, and decided to make a second draft
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I wish more Kapler-isms survived his tenure as Phillies coach because I saw this and went “love it… *nods* love it….”
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has introduced impeachment articles against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito