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neither cool nor smart
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20 oz of soft drink 🤝 2 slices of pizza.
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here's a non-Fabergé egg
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pfft healthcare workers. We know who the real heroes are
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Self evident that in person chain stores are not even trying anymore, not sure why but I’m confident this indicates doom
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Once we started to “clap for carers”, the wheels came off
It’s also a felony to assault non health care providers. Where’s that sign? This is bullshit.
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4 Guns To Shoot And 1 To Be Shot By Before You Die
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This has been one of the most demanding weeks of my entire career and additionally my mother is in the hospital and a person I dated three times in my life over more than decade has died! Good riddance to bad weeks
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Insufferable Little Scolds
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Taito made the cutest rom chips
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There should be a refrigerator full of sandwiches at every publicly accessible Federal facility. This includes post offices, military recruiting centers, IRS offices, WHATEVER. The sandwiches are not very good, but, & this is KEY, they are absolutely FREE to anyone who wants one no questions asked
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thirsty? consider this: I've been draining away all the fluid in your body with an unobtrusive pump
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We can cast a wide net; I’m open to anyone. I would lobby for a pronoun change but I’m worried the network bosses would try to make a female columbo sexy instead of bumbling.
Just got to figure out casting. Homerun
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Was making a joke about “columbo babies” but I absolute would watch a young columbo reboot
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I would point out that it’s either “Yes, I’m going to marry a carrot.”/“She admitted it!” Or, and I think this is more likely, these reporters are too stupid to know the difference
what are we doing here? he accidentally said million instead of billion and then immediately knew it and corrected himself. he didn’t “flub a line” and then “make an effort to correct himself,” he did the speaking equivalent of a typo that you know you’ve made and instantly correct
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“Do you like cats?”
Should I buy this and put a goldfish in it. So that the fish knows Fear
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Crapass day yesterday; have been in the hospital 6-7 hours too long over the last 48 hours
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… and whose mother has landed in the emergency room again? Thats right, Homer Simpson.
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People are saying Bluesky doesn't have a sense of humor? Time for me to crank this bad boy up!
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My patient today was well into her 90s and she’d lived in this area for a long time; when I asked her, she told me she saw Einstein walking around Princeton all the time as a kid
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Sad to see I can’t get my girlfriends kid chrono trigger
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“BID dosing of metoprolol succinate is for electrophysiologists and cowards”
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I mean if someone made me king I would fuck up anyone who ever even slighted me
Walking around doing impressions of Trump and the Supreme Court “Am I a King?” “Sure why not.”
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Walking around doing impressions of Trump and the Supreme Court “Am I a King?” “Sure why not.”
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The reason I ask about Gerald Fart is SUNY Stony Brook’s medical school is named after a hedge fund!