Don Moynihan: The gooner demographic could determine this election yet

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The gooner demographic could determine this election yet

“Look, folks. There are no “gooner states” and “edging states”, we are the United States!”

YES

I would ask why you are encouraging this, but I think we both know I'm just mad I didn't think of it first

I’m also mad I didn’t think of it first

surprised it’s not Alf behind the podium

New Secretary of Goon and Edge Affairs

behind the *lectern

It's even funnier if it ends with the American civil religion-coded "The Union Forever"

Hail to the chief We have chosen for the nation Hail to the chief We salute him one and all Hail to the chief As we pledge cooperation In proud fulfillment Of a great noble call Yours is the aim To make this grand country grander This you will do That's our strong firm belief Hail to the one

We selected as commander Hail to the president Hail to the chief Hail to the chief We have chosen for the nation Hail to the chief We salute him one and all Hail to the chief As we pledge cooperation In proud fulfillment Of a great noble call

Stuck StepMoms for Liberty

Step-brother, what are you doing in that voting booth?

Oh sweet jesus

Holy shit

Look, Chris, as someone who watched you on MSNBC from when you used to host "Up" on the weekend . . . somehow, I am not surprised, but also, we did not need this. The poster energy is just too damn high.

*poaster energy

No we always need jerk off jokes.

A joke about masturbation, like a motion to adjourn, is always in order.

A certain subset of your readers may have confused this post as being anti-Arsenal and pro-Man U. (I'm in this subset)

As am I. COYS

Are Man U fans gooners or edgers?

Why is this happening.

I don’t get it. Let me fire up google to figure out what all this means. But before I do so, I’m going to take a big sip of water.

Biden's staff could end the Old Joe business forever by loading this line in the prompter at the next rally.

Dare you to say this on your show

Quality skeet

Chris no

But what are the Christian nationalist preachers going to do without MILF porn?

MILF porn is hotter when it's illegal

I can agree with that. Speaking as connoisseur of it.

They seem to prefer children anyway.

Christopher.

I’ll allow it.

Omg Chris 😂

Going to count on GenZ and the university kids again. They saved us in 2020 and 2022.

Chris.

I don't know why, but I hate that you know what "gooner" means

"When it comes to GOP overreach, the safe word is 'Vote!'"

@miq.moe color

A+, no notes

Christ man you’re on tv

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