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everyone online: Okay so here's what we do, we invoke the 25th amendment and add 6 Justices to Supreme Court, and if we can convince 5 senators to run the Constitutional Protocol, the actual government: Starting in 2026 if you make under $40,000 a year the Space Force will use you for fuel
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“Homeless? Temporary housing will be provided in the core of a Falcon Heavy booster.”
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😂 This is brilliant. Will probably be used irl soon
Yes. Very temporary housing. Before you're evaporated.
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hell yeah i have always wanted to be rocket fuel
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It’s environmentally friendly because this counts as carbon neutral biofuel
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government sounding more and more like aperture science every day