thank you to everyone at work I've been regularly high kicking, for not telling the boss why there's tooth chips all over the office carpet. and if you ever do rat me out, don't say your chin didn't know what was coming for it.
Directions: Take 1 tablet every 4-6 hours. If symptoms do not respond, take up to 2 tablets as needed.
Me: You miserable roach. You crawling worm. How dare you presume to address me in such a manner. I bow to no bottle's command. I am lord and master of my own chemistry. BE SILENT FOR YOUR KING.
In a surprise appearance at the main hall of the Republican National Convention, Final Fantasy X's summoner Yuna performed a beautiful sending ritual that guided the soul of the recently assassinated Donald Trump to the Farplane before it could become corrupted into a fiend.
Hell yah. I just searched her name on here to see if anyone's ever commented on how good she is and trusty old bakoon is ahead of the game with a rec for "red road" that I'll have to check out
Switchblade scene from 12 Angry Men but he slams a jiggling pocket pussy on the table that he bought at court recess. Haven't thought of more to this joke because it's sort of disgusting. Nothing I want to put out in the world. I'm thinking of decent things now instead and invite you to do the same.
cheers to character actress kate dickie. even if many casting decisions are probably due to the severe qualities of her phrenology and scottish accent, you know when she shows up in anything she will always bring the acting prowess to guarantee you're in for the absolute worst time of your life.
As kindly as I can say so, if you have skin tags, wens, moles, craterous pores, wrinkles, pimples, folds, scars, scabs, or scratches of any form, UN FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT. This is a space for serious lovers of dermatology. Take your lumpy ugly ape ass to the dump!
It always sounds to me like the tone of how you're taught to write brainless persuasive essays in school, no matter what it's saying. Unwavering "intro -> 1st point -> 2nd point ->ending" paragraph structure. Blunt, artless, starting a conclusion with "In summary," type 7th grade C-student shit.
(peeing down my balls instead of lifting up my stick) Seen in Rolling Stone, Forbes, Teen Vogue, Wired, Wall Street Journal, Buzzfeed News, and Salon. (wiggling hips to shake off) And Deadspin. Uh Gizmodo. And Vice. The Economist. (walking away bottomless) The Atlantic.
When dweebs get mad at replies without real names or pictures you immediately tattle on yourself that you only want to go to LinkedIn to tell their boss they're justifiably chewing your dumb ass out. But they only know how to retaliate on "Linda Hwang" instead of actually debating "dungsnifferdoug".
Finally banned from Letterboxd not for my unbroken streak of 3000+ reviews that say only "Felt like I was watching The Matrix for the first time" but for my off-site fanfiction "The Seduction of Uncle Buck". More proof fascism is sadly on the rise.
Incredible moment. JD Vance appearing on stage in a surprise appearance with Donald Trump in Milwaukee, only days after a failed assassination attempt. History in the making.
Trump's new VP pick is in hot water already after 2008 footage emerges of him in a poolside slapfight with Perez Hilton at Kelly Clarkson's infamous "nine hospitalizations" White Party.
