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cheers to character actress kate dickie. even if many casting decisions are probably due to the severe qualities of her phrenology and scottish accent, you know when she shows up in anything she will always bring the acting prowess to guarantee you're in for the absolute worst time of your life.

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he's great in Burn After Reading. I know id fuck him

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I hadn't faved it :0/

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i would use the cinco facetime party snoozer responses on every post if i could but ♥️ demands too much implied commitment

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The only man known to have participated in both the newsman fight in Anchorman (2004) and the U.S. Capitol attack (2021) has formally pleaded guilty in connection with the latter. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Comedian from 'Anchorman' and 'Mr. Show' pleads guilty in Jan. 6 Capitol attackwww.nbcnews.com Actor Jay Johnston, who also had a voice role on “Bob’s Burgers,” had been No. 247 on the FBI’s Capitol Violence list.

New town every hour

Fixed that for you

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Learning Bonzo lore. Taking in everything I can to prepare.

Reeling from an underwhelming debate performance, the Biden campaign has revealed their strongest rebuttal yet to doubts over the president's fitness: Red Biden. The skin and eyes of the 81-year-old commander-in-chief are now red. If elected, he would be the ruddiest president in American history.

If there is one birthday worth celebrating today, it's the anniversary of Billy Joel's twelfth studio album "River of Dreams". Released on August 10, 1993, the record would go on to become certified five-times platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America.

Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve

This campaign could not have squandered an easier lay-up. All Trump needs to do is come out against heat and he's got it in the bag.

In "The Muppets' Wizard of Oz" there is a "Magical Makeover Machine" that turns R&B starlet Ashanti into MAGA cockroach Lauren Boebert, and that's not the craziest thing. The truly insane part is, I was at the tail end of giving some guy a loveless, distracted handjob when I noticed.

The first time Shark Tank's Barbara Corcoran was mentioned on here, with the second time above it. Do you think Mallory is aware how powerfully she manifested this?

If there's another vagina bones guy I don't mean to trip anyone up, but it's this interaction

Google used to reliably answer this for me and now the helpful "AI overview" is barely in English. Great job, guys!!

my partner spent their entire life before meeting me having never seen figure A and struggling every time to do figure B

come on...

For all the hard work and value I've contributed to my company, I was honored with my choice of a 5-year anniversary gift.

I'm about to send you here, got it?