Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀

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Writer of and about games (most recently Baldur's Gate 3 at Larian & Plarium). Former Total War community content editor and ESL senior editor. I like TRPGs, theme parks, and spooky things. My cat is prettier than you. https://linktr.ee/ellamcconnell

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I've come to the conclusion that people who are having trouble with Shadow of the Erdtree bosses are the same people who feel threatened at the idea of being a passenger princess - just summon someone to help, babes, it's okay ❤️

Why Shadow of Erdtree crash so much? :(

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Francie is here with a BLEP vs. MLEM tutorial. A blep is when the tongue is just hanging out at rest, stationary. Mlem is an action word for when the tongue is performing a licking motion - hence the name which is an onomatopoetic interpretation of the sound it makes.

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Is Messmer the Impaler... hot...?

he seems nice

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Pluto, Blep Wizard of the Magical Oven Glove

Well now they're definitely not going to find it

So San Diego *does* mean some kind of vagina.

At the risk of sounding like a Cosmo quiz: what's your favourite/cannot-live-without-it skincare product?

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Rainy day cozies. 🌧️

Mfw Winter Lanterns decided to make the trip over from the Nightmare Frontier to the Land of Shadow

Sensational summer vibes

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It has legitimately baffled me to see so many people I know who are very intelligent actively choose the worst option in high risk environments. Doesn't matter if you are flying somewhere, attending a convention or just going grocery shopping. Not being one of the cool kids doesn't seem worth it.

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Seeing a series of people on here testing positive for COVID, with fewer and fewer people avoiding what may be long COVID symptoms. Please wear a mask. Please. The long-term effects are really severe and have permanently changed the quality of life of people I know, including their ability to work.

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It is very exhausting to see people doing "ha ha look how dumb Chat GPT is it can't get basic questions right" right as we are getting constant stories about how much energy even basic queries for AI uses up. Just don't use it! The bit isn't that funny!

not sure if mother or mommy

FUCK OFF SUN

First proper UK heatwave of the year incoming (at least in my neck of the woods) - time to foil my windows and beg for air conditioner recommendations again 🙃🙃🙃

Ergonomic controller storage between boss attempts

Smash or pass antiquated UK fast food mascot edition

[INCHOATE SCREECHING]

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The Crows Who Watch the Dawn by the Stones Happy solstice everyone!! Go make friends with your nearest crow 🐦‍⬛

Her

So this is how I make Munchkin's blood pressure pill "truffles", in case they help persuade anyone else's picky cat to take their meds (ofc your mileage may very/this truffle only uses cat-safe ingredients - NEVER give you cat actual truffles/chocolate, obviously) (1/4)

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Me trying to get people hyped about a dating sim where your love interests are unavailable, need therapy or at the very least, a better haircut

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As both a professional archaeologist of 10 years and a political activist, this is fucking dumb, but if this is the thing you're mad about just know that if the A303 judicial review fails this year we're going to dig a 2 mile long tunnel through the site and get it stripped of World Heritage status.

Stonehenge covered in powder paint by Just Stop Oil protesters - BBC Newswww.bbc.co.uk The move comes the day before celebrations for the Summer Solstice.

SOON

bug

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ANYWAY: Make black and white comics. Make scarily personal comics. Make weird comics that shock and enthrall and horrify and even disgust, don't be "safe," don't be "easy," make exactly what you want. Thank you, that is all.

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