Okay, folks, who is putting together the list of the funniest crimes that Biden should be committing between now and election day to highlight the absurdity of today's immunity ruling? Not the stuff like assassinations. Just stuff to make a point.
"first person to bring me an entire crate of gold bars from Fort Knox gets a pardon and can keep half the crate, I keep the other half as an official gratuity"
I feel like to follow the letter of the ruling that said bribery is ok but only after the fact, what he has to do is pardon some people who *already* stole things and then just heavily imply they should send him some of the proceeds
Quid-post-quo is definitely legal, but quid-ante-quo is still illegal, and quid-pro-quo is questionable.
In other words, so long as he announces ahead of time he'll do a certain action for a set bribe, it's still illegal. And illegal is the goal here!
No, he can take bribes. Hes immune. Doesn't need to fret over semantics that were only put in place to pretent there's ethics in government. Biden can own it. Immunity baby.
1. Sign pardons
2. Announce you've signed pardons for people who have stolen , send inquiries to to learn if you've been pardoned
3. If someone isn't pardoned, they're told so
4. If someone is pardoned, "suggests" a gratuity
