Okay, folks, who is putting together the list of the funniest crimes that Biden should be committing between now and election day to highlight the absurdity of today's immunity ruling? Not the stuff like assassinations. Just stuff to make a point.
"first person to bring me an entire crate of gold bars from Fort Knox gets a pardon and can keep half the crate, I keep the other half as an official gratuity"
I feel like to follow the letter of the ruling that said bribery is ok but only after the fact, what he has to do is pardon some people who *already* stole things and then just heavily imply they should send him some of the proceeds
Quid-post-quo is definitely legal, but quid-ante-quo is still illegal, and quid-pro-quo is questionable.
In other words, so long as he announces ahead of time he'll do a certain action for a set bribe, it's still illegal. And illegal is the goal here!
No, he can take bribes. Hes immune. Doesn't need to fret over semantics that were only put in place to pretent there's ethics in government. Biden can own it. Immunity baby.
1. Sign pardons
2. Announce you've signed pardons for people who have stolen , send inquiries to to learn if you've been pardoned
3. If someone isn't pardoned, they're told so
4. If someone is pardoned, "suggests" a gratuity
All post offices in former confederate states shall be named for Union Generals that won battles within their borders.
We need hundreds of General Sherman post offices in Georgia.
Wasn't Sherman the one that took black citizens as slaves, shot civilians and burned farms with reckless abandon? Wasn't Sherman the role model for the same Generals that steamrolled Iraq?
And the dumbest possible names, just a list of Pokémon and One Piece references and all “memorial.”
Gotta go drop off a package hon, the snorlax memorial post office closes at five.
Pay the Wu Tang Clan for them. Just be like, "here's a federal contract for a kajillion dolalars risk free, unrelatedly we're ripping off your album to prove a point"
They sold like 90% of the rights to it,
PharmaBro bought it - accepted limitations on its release.
PharamBro forced to sell it,
Current idiots who own it discover PharmaBro ripped copies & has been using it to get girls (HA!) & impress "fans" online.
All of these people fucked with WuTang...
#KingWilhoitsLaw
Feudalism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be a king whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside everyone else whom the law binds but does not protect.
