Elle

@elleisanisland.bsky.social

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researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

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longing to be Clíodhna (Queen of the Banshees) but probably more of a salmon of knowledge or candle corpse tbh 🙁 lol

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First date idea: escape the cycle of rebirth

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First of all, has a person ever looked more mischievous? I wish I knew her. Secondly, this is a miniature portrait from around 1660. It comes with overlays that allow you to change her appearance for fun. Filters from 500 years ago lol!

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a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

so great that Europe's doing this again with the diseases

Biniam Girmay becoming the first Black cyclist (he's from Eritrea, Africa) and also the first Black African to win a Tour de France stage. Absolutely incredible performance

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I run with a rock in case I ever have to defeat someone running with scissors.

I would like someone to make a video game where I'm a clever wily octopus escaping from tiny holes in aquarium tanks and heading out to sea

loving this happy gargoyle guy who's being moved to a new spot and is clearly having the time of his life

Just logging in to say I have found my wedding dress

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[flirting] no.

Call me Ishmael.

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I’m leveling up from microplastics and just eating the happy meal toy

dog's birthday yesterday. got him a toy chicken. people laughed. said "he'll ignore it or destroy it in two seconds." twelve hours later, they're inseparable. and I'm accepting written apologies

listen, I think we need to hear this guy out

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My cartoon for this week’s Guardian books.

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Here are some nice mushrooms

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Solsticed too hard and bonked my elbow on a sunbeam

a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

Coraline in 3D! @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com 's beautiful story is being rereleased in its 3D version in this summer! From what I hear, it's is a 3D movie that actual works and is remarkable to watch. It's not playing in my little city, so a road trip might be in our future 😊💙 www.coraline15.com

Coraline | Official Website | 15 August 2024www.coraline15.com Get tickets for Coraline 15th Anniversary. In cinemas worldwide from August 15.

David Tennant. Always supporting Pride and trans people. Just a wonderful human being ♥️ (photo by Georgia Tennant. posted on her insta)

it's not the heat, it's the humanity

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MJM (sliding someone a cup of hemlock spiked tea): Tell me again why you think “performative grief” is bad. Or “performative support.” Or “performative outrage.”

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I want to make it clear that if I'm ever devoured by a great white shark it will be by choice, so there will be no need to close the beaches

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Not sure about the new Star Wars.

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Your horoscope for today: Be like a fallen tree in the forest - get some much needed rest and slowly start falling apart as you nurture the next generation.

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I know what’s best for me, but I don’t get involved with that nonsense

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This is the most successfully a spam text has made me think they know me personally

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My dad will periodically come by and do a “has my daughter gone insane” inspection and today I failed the inspection because I have an educational tank of crabs in my kitchen.

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Sometimes, it's nice to relax at the end of the day with a bottle of wine and a collection of strange photos linked together with pushpins and string.