Elle: a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

Lol I love it

thanks for teaching me this cool fact!

fossecide

Hahaha perfect

There should be a section in BlueSky that is only for Puns and Pun Adjacent posts. 🙏🏻

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJX...

Wildebeest from Birdbox Studiom.youtube.com A couple of wildebeest contemplate crossing a river.http://birdboxstudio.com/

It's been so many years since I saw this, thank you for reminding me!

Their terror knows no end

Their tenor, however...

Am tenor. We are awesome.

the ole river razzle dazzle

🤗

don’t know if i’ve ever seen a platform where the hug emoji wasn’t super creepy

Jazz hands

The Discord one is alright lol

I need to go look now

Still kind of weird IMO

😂 it's a step up from weird jazz hands one at least

Southern Fossegator. Also habitually isolates its hips. Very dangerous.

Trying to work his name in 👍

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"I swear George, the fish was this big!"

would work on me tbh

He's just auditioning for Hook: The Musical.

Those gators…. Sneaky buggers.

…shave…and…a…hair…cut….

2 bits

Yall laugh but it works, they all want their big lipped musical number to put on their CV

This would kill me.

@gregmachlin.bsky.social this scene writes itself

Loving the jazz hands. Hate to be a nudge, but they're crocs. www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildl...

What on Earth is this crocodile doing? A crocodile expert explainswww.australiangeographic.com.au The bizarre behaviour was photographed by a tourist in Kakadu, and while onlookers were perplexed, scientists knew the behaviour well.

Nathan Slain

I wish they would do it more often

It'd be awesome if you could genetically modify them to attack music you don't like. Anytime A DJ plays Coldplay a swarm of yapping teeth flood the floor.

I agree with this proposed adaptation

I showed this to my 8yo and she lost her tiny baby mind. Much thanks. 🥰😂🥰

This keeps showing up in my newsfeed and I LOVE IT!

They're evolving... Life finds a way

[extreme Carole King voice] Jazzz haaaands... Oh, jazzz HAAAAAAANDS!

Inclusive!

Oh god I feel it working…

Hahaha

I never knew that

😂

Bye Bayou Birdie

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!

I work in musical theater and I can confirm this (also what's with all the alligator content today do I want to know?)

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