Ennui Doofen: When my day has come, I'm going down in a blaze of gluten

When my day has come, I'm going down in a blaze of gluten

I don't remember the details but I know @capnwatsisname.bsky.social inspired this

Gluten affects memory

Sir I am practicing abstinence

How much gluten can you have on that

I think however much happens from gluten touching "gluten free" food. At any rate, not nearly enough to enjoy its delicious suffering

I remember Bon Jovi’s 1990 hit Blaze of Gluten

Goin' Doooowwwwnnn in a blaze of Gluten! I'm going down in a blaze of gluten Take me now but know the truth I'm going down in a blaze of gluten Lord I never ate oats, but I ate fresh pasta (Best I could do)

Ya did good

If I ever get the death penalty, I'm requesting the most gluteny last meal possible

So I'm not the only one with this weird fantasy?

Oh gurrrrl you have no idea. Fucking donuts and cake and BREAD ALL THE BREAD

The gf bread is THE WORST. Five Daughters Bakery isn't everywhere but there are a few locations now. If you ever get a chance to have one of their GF donuts, they are 🔥 But yeah, your fantasy sounds exactly like mine 🤣

I told my husband gluten free bread has the texture of a magic eraser and the strength of wet toilet paper. And is about as appetizing as it sounds. Lol.

I said it tastes like they use Elmer's glue instead of gluten- it tastes like glue smells 🤢 I'm feeling so seen to have someone to complain about it with

super low carb bread is the same/just as bad - v styrofoam-y, no flavour

Fist bump to the worst club ever

My daughter eats plain toasted bread all the time and I DROOL

It smells and looks so good

🍞🥖🥐🫡🫡🫡

Thank you for this honor

This and your Weird Arlo Content can be your claims to fame

I have some others but I'll put on my humble self and pretend this is it

Wait, you forgot 🍺🍻🍺!

gluten tag

Damn straight!!

I am going down in a pool of French butter....

A blaze of glory is so overrated, you can’t even eat or taste it. Good decision.

Bonnnnnnn Jo-vi!!!!!

Got a recipe for yah then (its tasty) ;) thewoksoflife.com/chinese-frie...

I just hope I have like two hours warning before I die so I can time the gluten properly

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