Schtick Jagger

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If the Trump shooting is on the Dems for saying Trump will end democracy in the US, the. who was responsible for that one January 6th where they tried to end democracy in the US?

Scott Jennings on CNN right now saying this is on Dems for saying Trump will end democracy on the US. And Bash and Blitzer are like, yes, we have to tamp down the rhetoric on both sides. Absolute marks. Jesus Christ.

What if the 11o’clock news put the Trump story in the soft news spot at the end of the broadcast usually reserved for deer breaking into a car dealerships “…the team shot 50% from the field. Speaking of shots, our final story is about an uninvited guest at today’s Trump rally in Pennsylvania…”

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Popping on to say: A lot of rumors are about to fly about this rally. Trump's team is 100% going to try and take advantage of this situation. So will malicious foreign actors/bots/etc. Please don't auto share. Check your sources, and vet their wording/sourcing carefully.

Many songs were written about 9/11, but only Paul Simon was brave enough to sing about the New York Living Boy Massacre of 1968

“She has good days and bad days, but you should see the life return to Mom’s eyes when some old group called Clap Your Hands Say Yeah came on the radio.”

you know how when people get alzheimers they can sometimes connect again with a piece of music they know very well? my kids are going to have to play me aughts indie rock and I'm already mortified.

The rightist sphere made Obamacare and an imaginary Green New Deal seem like the very downfall of our nation. Surely we can get out the message that Trump/Project 2025 effectively eliminating the Department of Ed and EPA is a slight folly.

Fun Fact: Yoda had a brief relationship with Angela Lansbury and came up with the title for her show “Murder, She Wrote”

I still think about where in my house I’ve lost this tweet. @noahgarfinkel.bsky.social

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

If you see this post a photo without explanation

It’s like someone fetched the nearly-dead E.T. puppet out of Spielberg’s prop closet.

It looks like someone’s taking one of those hairless cats to the vet to be euthanized

Third Reich Blind

name the band

Big “wealthy donor(s) threatened to stop donating” energy.

Breaking News: Gov. Kathy Hochul of New York halted a congestion pricing plan, which would charge motorists to enter Manhattan, just weeks before it was to go into effect.

Hochul Halts Congestion Pricing in a Stunning 11th-Hour Shiftwww.nytimes.com Weeks before New York was to charge motorists to enter Manhattan’s business district, Gov. Kathy Hochul postponed the program citing economic concerns.

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Every year, I feel I’ve shed a slightly more Dunning-Kruger version of myself with slightly better skin.

Whether it’s at college or a difficult job, I feel like everybody needs to have that moment in their young adulthood where they realize “oh man, I actually don’t know very much at all”

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Gift link: Jamie Raskin. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/o...

Opinion | Jamie Raskin: How to Force Justices Alito and Thomas to Recuse Themselves in the Jan. 6 Caseswww.nytimes.com Can they really decide for themselves whether they can be impartial?

Weird, I don’t remember him threatening to expel the Charlottesville protesters who literally chanted, “Jews will not replace us.”

Former president Donald Trump promised to crush pro-Palestinian protests on college campuses, telling a roomful of donors that he would expel student demonstrators from the United States, according to participants in the roundtable event with him in New York.

Trump told donors he will crush pro-Palestinian protests, deport demonstratorswww.washingtonpost.com The former president has publicly waffled on the Israel-Gaza war. But he told wealthy donors he supports Israel’s right to continue “its war on terror.”

Carmen Sandiego ratted out Danny Ocean

A second man has been charged in connection with the 2005 theft of a pair of ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in “The Wizard of Oz,” according to the authorities, who said that he had threatened to a release a sex tape of a woman if she told the authorities about the theft.

2nd Man Charged in Theft of Judy Garland’s Ruby Slipperswww.nytimes.com Jerry Hal Saliterman threatened to release a sex tape of a woman if she told the F.B.I. about the theft of the famed red pumps, according to an indictment.

Is there a scientist on here that can explain to me why my cats footsteps sound like a whole ass 150lb human when running down the stairs?

A tv show where all characters are monologuing while holding another character at gunpoint at all times.

Maybe MAGA is just upset that Hunter Biden sounds like the perfect name for a country singer or college football quarterback.

Yes. Big “Denham’s Dentifrice!” vibes.

whomever invented ads while pumping gas should be in gitmo

US BROADCASTER: Wow what a game! UK BROADCASTER: This brilliant match has rendered us, mere bystanders, the envy of angels. The dreams of these two clubs danced on gossamer blades of grass in a potent display of athletic poetry capable of arousing the most penis-less of eunuchs. Simply scrumptious.

Wish more people would leave up their 12ft Halloween Skeletons for an inappropriate amount of time like they do Christmas lights.

Freddy vs Jason vs Alien vs Predator vs Kramer vs Larry Flint

Imagine House Republicans trying to pick a movie on Netflix.

Inbred Habsburg jaw looking mf

Jim Jordan just earned his third participation trophy.

Breaking News: Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio failed on a third vote for House speaker, leaving his party with no consensus on a way forward. He received 194 votes and needed 215 to win.

House Speaker Election: Jordan Fails in Third Vote for Speakership as House Remains Paralyzedwww.nytimes.com Representative Jim Jordan was unable once again to win over opponents who have denied him this week. The ideological and personal divisions in the G.O.P. show no signs of abating.

A ghost pepper is just a dead habanero with unfinished business.

Oh, you say nobody cares less about Taylor swift than you? Well, I care so little about Taylor Swift that when she happens to be the epicenter of the American cultural zeitgeist it doesn’t bother me at all.

Had an absolutely fantastic October 10th. Perfect day, 10/10.