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Kay Jewelers ain't got shit on my garlic bread

Hello little pollinator

It's not just you. This hotdog has bedroom eyes.

Anyone wanna get stoned in my dorm room in 1998?

Let's get this party started

It's a lil baby watermelon

Stella D'oro have started blooming

Siberian irises. The camera can't capture how vibrant purple these are. There's a certain iridescence to them.

The rain has finally stopped and today's blooms are looking gorgeous.

The lilacs have bloomed. If the breeze is right, it's a little slice of heaven.

A little look around the yard

Some lovely iris blooms

The peach trees say it's spring, but it don't feel like spring out there.

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What a bunch of

Nothing heralds spring quite like daffodils

So it begins...

What are you wearing to the Bluesky Ball?

Please enjoy this jalapeño with a mighty boner

Please enjoy this bell pepper, coming to ask a favour

Stay in your lane, fortune cookie. I do the shitposting around here.

Mr. T's new sneakers just dropped yo!

IT WAS ME! I DROPPED THE URINAL DEUCE BECAUSE THERE WAS A LINE AND I WAS AFRAID I'D MISS THE HALFTIME SHOW! OK?!

FRANKENSTEIN IS THE DOCTOR’S NAME BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT HE’S ALSO A MONSTER

Waiting for the new Bluesky users like:

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Staff Chief of Joints

Voilà

Mom: You don't need a New Year. We have a perfectly good year at home. The year at home:

How we used to buy weed

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

If every kiss begins with Kay, give her this MFer and you're going to pound town.

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!