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heiðrún @harpy.party · 30 min
humans are the only animal that can't just poop wherever they want
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 36 min
like the lap of the waves against the shore, our belly fat in the throws of passion
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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2 hr
Love. Lies. Throat punch.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 2 hr
Truth is stranger than fiction. Science is nerd magic. A bird could be your dad
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 4 hr
Your void or mine?
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geeky steven @geekysteven.bsky.social · 3 hr
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · 3 hr
Live, laugh, Leprechaun jizz
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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social · 3 hr
Kay Jewelers ain't got shit on my garlic bread
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Uncle Jeff 🏳️‍🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 7 hr
When I say "this song is from around 1997," I mean some time between 1991 and 2008
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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 7 hr
Guys, why does she want me to wear the ball gag when we are not having sex?
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 6 hr
Live, laugh, lick the toad
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Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social · 6 hr
Some of you aren’t dedicating your life to this site and it shows
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · 8 hr
Fair thee well, you piece of shit.
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · 8 hr
Believe in yourself, you dumb motherfucker.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8 hr
Today’s captures
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Mork @andrewblue23.bsky.social · 8 hr
I accidentally swallowed some string last night…… I shit you knot……
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2 mo
this was as intimidating as a person could get in the late 80's
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James @tarnation.bsky.social · 10 hr
youre in his dms attempting to portray your tits in ascii, im in his dms conspiring to do crimes
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 11 hr
group therapy where we discuss our problems using only Motörhead lyrics call it Lemmy for your thoughts
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 12 hr
combining mental health with cardio by river dancing my phone to smithereens
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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social · 12 hr
Hello? Police? I'd like to report a cat waking around with its anus exposed.
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 12 hr
during the summer, ACAB stands for All Corns Are Buttered
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 12 hr
watching soccer or, as it's known in europe, "scrabble"
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · a day
Cut me open and count the rings of despair.
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14 hr
Me: *seductively dangling a croc off my foot* Him: Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to disgust me?
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13 hr
Just burned an extra 150 calories running outside to see if the ice cream truck was still there.
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heiðrún @harpy.party · 13 hr
dicks should make a whistling noise when they're about to cum
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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social · a day
Who up and want to come cook me a delicious meal?
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Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social · a day
I’m sorry if I like your posts too fast. I’m just really happy for you. And also I’m a people pleaser.
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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social · a day
Alexa is saying a bunch of random shit in the other room. It's like we're fucking married or something.