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Evan

@evan.best

He's just this guy, ya know?
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Ominous and lingering thunder over Milwaukee tonight leading into the RNC.
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Let’s see who’s really behind Project 2025!
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Name a better #StarWars side character than Hondo Ohnaka.
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I miss Bluesky’s horny era.
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I miss Bluesky’s horny era.
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I feel this way often.
What the fuck is actually happening
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Make it make sense!
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This one hits my fellow elder millennials the hardest.
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This one hits my fellow elder millennials the hardest.
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This is the unsolicited dick pics of the ocean sciences world.
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It’s cute how people think this election is about anything other than Christian nationalism.
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My favorite new feature of #iOS18 is how the screen indents momentarily when you press a side button. Runner up goes to securing apps behind FaceID, but the button thing is great.
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Despite @whysharksmatter.bsky.social’s warning, I watched Under Paris. It was somehow worse than I was expecting.
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I’m Fraggle Rock years old.
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It’s cute how people think this election is about anything other than Christian nationalism.
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What was referred to as a “skinhead” 10-20 years ago is basically your average republican today
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It’s finally SimAnt’s time again.
Wrong guesses only
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A short story about a fragile ego.
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Jesus is as important to Judaism theologically as Joseph Smith is to mainstream Christianity.
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Quote your friends, screenshot your enemies.
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