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Absolute state, complete mess, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a she/her of mayhem.

a carcosa-based lifeform.

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Jessica Stoya @stoya.bsky.social · 1 hr
Love that Sisqo’s impulse is to properly cut the guy who invented the chorus in on the profits
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Tart of Darkness @theinfophile.bsky.social · 2 days
Hi friends. Checking in. Unclench your jaw, soften your brow, drop your shoulders. Have you had any water lately?
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Drew Melbourne @drewmelbourne.com · 2 hr
I set a broken bin out for pick-up three times as part of a larger scheduled bulk pick-up, and I finally had to tape on a piece a paper that said "ALSO TAKE THIS" in Sharpie.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.bsky.social · 3 hr
If I longer stay, We shall begin our ancient bickerings.
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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc @alexandraerin.com · 3 hr
Vaporwave ass birb
Avatar Ed Yong @edyong209.bsky.social · 3 hr
Lilac-breasted roller 🪶 📷 Masai Mara. He’s the lilac-breasted, white-browed, teal-naped, cyan-bellied, blue-shouldered, brown-backed roller but just lilac-breasted roller to his friends.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 6 days
The Last Sunbathing of the Day — Miho Ichise, 2021 Oil on Linen
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Magnificent Ewa of Judgement @ewacat.bsky.social · 3 hr
delighted by a spat on a forum about new council bins being delivered with no advice on how to dispose of the old ones
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 4 hr
NANCY PANEL By E.B.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 4 hr
a work of staggering genius
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user experience design is my passion
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🏰 𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙 🏰 @dungeonlust.bsky.social · 16 hr
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cait @cait.bsky.social · 15 hr
lmfao
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · a day
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 5 hr
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Magnificent Ewa of Judgement @ewacat.bsky.social · 5 hr
sometimes a nosebleed occurs with such comic timing you wish you could give it a round of applause
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Transgender World @transworld.bsky.social · 8 hr
Labour members have opened a petition to Wes Streeting. Anyone can sign it. "We, the undersigned, are calling on you to immediately withdraw your support for the ban on puberty blockers for trans young people." actionnetwork.org/pe... #transgender #LGBTQ #LGBT #Labour #trans
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mrs judee levinson-shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 6 hr
if you missed it here was day 2 of sumo facts last time, which was all about how to win at sumo if you’re smoll
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gm and welcome to sumo facts day 2! there are two ways to win a sumo bout: force your opponent out of the ring, or get them to touch down on the clay. in many bouts, this is a simple strength battle. but what do you do if you’re just a little guy??
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Maura @mauratwit.bsky.social · 17 hr
I’ve finally captured it. My meathead of a dog purposefully pops basketballs immediately and then puts them on his head and runs around like a basketball head.
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Anne Billson @annebillson.bsky.social · 9 hr
À l'aube (1875) aka At Dawn, the best known painting by Charles Hermans (1839-1924) who "denied that his intention was to engage in social criticism and argued that he chose the subject because of its artistic possibilities." If you say so, Charles. #LesBelges
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 16 hr
"provolone" why have you got a cheese there that sounds like a topical anal cream
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Jamspangle @jamspangle.bsky.social · 7 hr
Argument I once overheard crescendoed with this fantastic exchange:- Him 'My muvver was right about you!' Her 'She's been talking about me, has she? Yeah, well - tell her to have a bath'
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.bsky.social · 7 hr
The thing is, all Black had to say was something like "obviously we don't endorse political violence. We're a comedy act and comedy involves pushing borders. This time we pushed too far and we'll try to do better in future" and it'd have blown over in a week.
Avatar Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 9 hr
I don’t look back on my teenage Morrissey fandom with much joy but I do remember being 15 and buying a record with a song calling for the Prime Minister to be guillotined and thinking “yeah fair enough”, it didn’t feel like some unwritten rule of rock star civility had been broken
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Magnificent Ewa of Judgement @ewacat.bsky.social · 8 hr
honestly, beautiful
Avatar KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 10 hr
Right, so this is the story of the old mate I was out with last night, didn't happen to me, but too good not to repeat. Will probably only work for the Brit adjacent.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 10 hr
Right, so this is the story of the old mate I was out with last night, didn't happen to me, but too good not to repeat. Will probably only work for the Brit adjacent.
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mrs judee levinson-shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9 hr
my actual fave pic of atamifuji
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 9 hr
“Welcome to Sea World, your call may be recorded for training porpoises”
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 9 hr
I don’t look back on my teenage Morrissey fandom with much joy but I do remember being 15 and buying a record with a song calling for the Prime Minister to be guillotined and thinking “yeah fair enough”, it didn’t feel like some unwritten rule of rock star civility had been broken
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Magnificent Ewa of Judgement @ewacat.bsky.social · 9 hr
she's so great, what a hero!
Avatar mrs judee levinson-shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9 hr
yep atamifuji’s sister is very very cool! mainichi.jp/english/arti...
Japanese girl pushes to make women's sumo major sport as 1st female captain of famed clubmainichi.jp NUMAZU, Shizuoka -- As the only girl, 17-year-old Hina Takei
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mrs judee levinson-shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9 hr
yep atamifuji’s sister is very very cool! mainichi.jp/english/arti...
Japanese girl pushes to make women's sumo major sport as 1st female captain of famed clubmainichi.jp NUMAZU, Shizuoka -- As the only girl, 17-year-old Hina Takei
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mrs judee levinson-shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9 hr
gm and welcome to sumo facts: TOP TRUMPS day 2! 📇: Atamifuji 🌏: Japan 🎂: 21 📏: 6ft 1 ⚖️: 399lb 🏆: 0 🤼: yotsu-sumo (mawashi) 🎲: basho runner-up twice. nicknamed ‘ATOMIC’, has beaten 3 ozeki. says biggest hero is his sister who captains a famed high school sumo club. known for his big smile 😎: 81%
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Julie @juliebrozkc.bsky.social · a day