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@unfortunatalie.bsky.social

"Natalie, HR is just concerned. We can't have a renegade jumping into bins and trying to solve crimes."

Currently working in research & scholarly technology, past lives in journalism & comedy promotion. I write things sometimes. UK based & very annoying.
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DID YOU KNOW that the word "shenanigan" is thought to derive from the Irish "sionnachuighim", meaning "I play the fox" 🦊
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Do you really want four years of the French pointing and laughing at you and going...hoh hee hoh hee hoh???
Do you REALLY want four years of us brits going "yeah we do eat baked beans on toast but at least our leader isn't a fascist cheeto wankjob, haha"? NO you DON'T.
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Do you REALLY want four years of us brits going "yeah we do eat baked beans on toast but at least our leader isn't a fascist cheeto wankjob, haha"? NO you DON'T.
there are many reasons we need to win in the fall, but one of them is that i simply am not going to abide by letting both the brits and the french lecture us
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When the France election results are good
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alannis morisette never told us what was in her pocket i think she had a knife
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Guy on Aftersun just said that Wil was moving like a "North of the wall wildling lad". I am stealing that one.
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It drives me nuts when people say we need to make sure poor people have access to AI. The entire schtick is focused on providing AI slop to the masses while ensuring the elites get real human professionals. Having a human teacher or doctor or lawyer cannot become a bespoke luxury for the wealthy.
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'Cellulose nitrate was used to make dice from the late 1860s until the mid twentieth century, and remains stable for decades. Nitric acid is released in a process called outgassing. The dice cleave, crumble, and then implode.' Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell
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"Thunder clouds have darkened the northern sky. In the foreground, sunshine is still bright on the bramble flowers, the foxglove and the campion” Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer: EL Grant Watson
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DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means? ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras. DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.
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"Le très snob Brexitteur". I love the French language 🇨🇵
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Architectural prizes shouldn't be awarded till 10 years after buildings open - then ask folk who use, maintain & operate it how successful it is. I work in a shiny building that won prizes 10 yrs ago & it's a maintenance nightmare with no storage that costs fortune to run
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I love potatoes. If you ignore other vegetables they become gross mush. If you ignore a potato it becomes a Creature. This is an approach I deeply respect
potato.
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said i'd love her if she was a worm a bit too enthusiastically and now she definitely thinks i'm desperate to fuck a worm
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why did we stop sending men to the moon. So many men could fit up there
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I've got a new chair so I'm going to read my book on it and listen to the rain.
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This is one of the weirdest stories I’ve seen today.
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I think most consumer goods should have a government funded BASELINE version that's either free or absurdly cheap. Bicycle? Have a shitty 2-speed. Smartphone? Right this way we cut so many corners and its slow but now you have access to the smartphone economy. Bank account? Yes we do that too.
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Something that's important to do now is WRITE TO YOUR MP. Particularly if they are new. Not a form letter or autogenerated one. An actual personal one. Not frothy. Just firm and clear. Ask them their views. When they respond, tell them how it aligns (or doesn't) to KEEP your vote.
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I think I'll do a horror film this evening. Any recommendations? I like: folk horror, ghosts as trauma, psychosexual weirdness, a24y arthouse shite. I don't like: schlock, gore, torture porn. I have: netflix, prime, shudder, mubi, bfiplayer, mubi, nowtv, kanopy (wow i need to unsub from at LEAST 2).
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I'm in the bath and I've got Snarky Puppy on loud.
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"there are only 2 genders!!!" and then they make 22 separate DnD classes out of masculinity alone
hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male
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It was raining and I had no plans so I went to see Back to the Future: The Musical. Why not. I live in London don't I!
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The elderly lady next to me in the bookshop cafe just asked to borrow my teapot so she could warm her hands up on it 😭 but it was scalding hot so I wrapped it up in napkins for her 😭 now her hands are getting toasty again.
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Found this day 6th July 2020 A gold Iron Age quarter stater of the East Anglian region/Iceni, dating to the period c.10 BC to AD 40. Iceni/East Anglian "Irstead Smiler" type. Rose gold colour. As ABC 1480. Obverse: Latticed square Reverse: Horse stepping right. PUBLIC-8493E2
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I'm just catching up on yesterday's R4 PM. Isn't it strange watching your generation grow up to be the adults? "In the words of the Sugababes, the British public decided to push the button."