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Juniper (She/Her)🏳️‍⚧️

@excesshyperbole.bsky.social

Prime Minister of the exiled government of the Hyperbolian Empire.

Clearly a ridiculous person.
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I hate that windows hide the "switch user" option on the start button.
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If Trump can't do a 2 minute Google to find out who is behind 2025 then he should step down as the GOP runner since he is demonstrating incapable of doing such a simple task. A president should be able to find the information before making a statement.
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Every president should have an exit trial when they leave office. They must defend their actions and decisions in a court of law.
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My robo vacuum kept bumping my chair so I moved it another room and closed the door so it would leave me alone. Now it's banging on the door to be let out. CLEAN THAT ROOM FIRST!
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Comic from Pizzacake. They put out the original yesterday and then this dropped today.
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Thor's helmet should emote like Asterix's, my only deeply held superhero opinion
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
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A coworker brought me these trans colored flowers for pride!
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I think the strangulation of physical media is a huge factor in film mattering less to people. You loved some silly-ass movie? There it was on your shelf, begging for a replay. The director sat down to do commentary. Its presence in your home was tangible. Now it’s just a blip on just another app.
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Seeing this image always makes my nose itch, thus not unlocking my phone.
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(Cybertruck driver) wow they're taking a picture of me... I'm famous 😍 (Posting that picture on nextdoor) 🚨🚨Be careful, pedophile spotted in the neighborhood🚨🚨
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Would there still be an abortion debate if we laid eggs like birds?
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I always felt Blink was a really bad introduction to Doctor Who. Great episode, bad introduction to the show. Dot and Bubble I feel it top Doctor Who and brilliant shows what the show is really about. Great social commentary and is so good. Comedy mixed with horror.
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Thanks to all the great folks at Big Slick KC for an amazing weekend, and congratulations on raising another $3.9 million for Children's Mercy hospital in Kansas City!
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Happy Pride Month🏳️‍🌈✨ Miku luvs u 💖 #art #pridemonth #hatsunemiku
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❤️ Happy Pride ❤️ (I am working on a new pride piece for this year, but for now have this!)
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Happy Pride Month! 😁🫂💜💙💚💛🧡❤️ 🌈
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I salute E. Jean Carroll and Stormy Daniels for being braver than all three branches of our government.
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Going to see family tonight. I'm still closeted to them. I've been growing my hair out some and I just know there are going to be comments. The urge to just shave my head is way to high right now.
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The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
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I'll be in my bunk