Juniper (She/Her)🏳️‍⚧️

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Juniper (She/Her)🏳️‍⚧️

@excesshyperbole.bsky.social

Prime Minister of the exiled government of the Hyperbolian Empire.

Clearly a ridiculous person.
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It feels like we've all forgotten the true meaning of Prime Day
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Actor's keep evolving into Jerry O'Connell. Scientists have been studying this phenomenon.
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My sister said the cybertruck looks like a Dustbuster and I’m gunna have to give her that one
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Artist Joe Shuster, born on July 10, 1914. Co-creator of Superman, as well as Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Doctor Occult, Slam Bradley, & more!
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His estate has to pay for it, and what his estate can't pay goes poof. Generational debt is not something we should encourage.
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I'm gonna have to call my chicken guy for the blood sacrifices I'll need for the blessings.
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I can’t get over the fact that each leg of the costume is separate.
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I've been using Hoopla to FINALLY go through the Lord of the Rings. Turns out those books are pretty good. Shocked!
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I hate that windows hide the "switch user" option on the start button.
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If Trump can't do a 2 minute Google to find out who is behind 2025 then he should step down as the GOP runner since he is demonstrating incapable of doing such a simple task. A president should be able to find the information before making a statement.
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Every president should have an exit trial when they leave office. They must defend their actions and decisions in a court of law.
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I don't know how the host got to keep his job. I could barely listen to any of his interviews because of his constant "mmhmm"s
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My robo vacuum kept bumping my chair so I moved it another room and closed the door so it would leave me alone. Now it's banging on the door to be let out. CLEAN THAT ROOM FIRST!
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It was preserved in a copy of Forever Amber.
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I’m now curious about your Pibb addiction.
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They labeled the eraser in the English version.
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Comic from Pizzacake. They put out the original yesterday and then this dropped today.