Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson

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The Boogeyman still scares the shit out of me, look at this Boy

You know what? I think Quark has a heck of a fun fashion sense.

that's right, baby

It's pretty fucked up that, in the "movie collections" section of Letterboxd, they leave out the 2016 remake. Sorry, sad weird dudes, it still counts as part of the franchise.

12 years ago today, I took this ridiculously cute picture of my oldest nephew at a mall in ATL. Look at that grin.

5 years ago today, Marley, my dearly missed pittie bff, watched over everyone as my youngest niece and oldest nephew met my pup, Ralph.

Five years ago today, with my youngest niece and oldest nephew.

I mean, I'm on my way to pulling this off, too.

drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

CAN CONFIRM (only dad was bad, tho)

me irl

what are four films you don't just dislike, you despise. 🎥 #Filmsky

what are four films you don't just dislike, you despise. 🎥 #Filmsky (i actually haven’t finished the goonies, all the screaming made it impossible to get past the first act)

check out this cool shit The Professor bought yesterday

If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it

I'd be all over this show

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Sherilyn Fenn is at war against the Illuminati and Arby's on Facebook

oh my god no

i gotta say, buying THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM at Walmart was a pretty funny thing for me to do

Hire me, Jim Davis, you coward

if you see this, (1) grab scrap paper (post-it, envelope, etc) and writing implement (2) draw a garfield or a spongebob or both (do not look them up) (3) share if you wanna!!!

Ralph burped extremely loudly as I was taking my selfie. Dog Fun

Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you

I feel like if I started dressing like this, I'd Become Extremely Powerful

Post a frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack

lmao