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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.bsky.social · 5 hr
lol tru
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 6 hr
The thing is, Bill and Ted are always on the right side of history. Even when Primus showed up on the Battle of the Bands, Bill and Ted couldn't lose. They're Our Heroes.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 6 hr
the scene where Station combines with itself has stuck with me since I was 4 in 1991. STATION
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 6 hr
Station, (bill and ted), is my boy. Even before combining. I wanna hang with them/him.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 6 hr
STATION
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 10 hr
I give it less than ten years before I look and dress exactly like Carl from Aqua Teen.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 7 hr
Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey having a plot point hang on an old Star Trek rerun definitely resonates with me. lmao
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Jennifer Liang @jenniferliang.bsky.social · 7 hr
Bill and Ted approach everything with curiosity and enthusiasm. They learn from their mistakes and show empathy with others. No wonder the future civilization is based on their teachings.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 7 hr
Alright, I just watched FACE THE MUSIC and now I'm watching BOGUS JOURNEY. STATION.
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LaReyne @lareyne.bsky.social · 7 hr
Bart Simps on
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Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare 📽️ @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social · 7 hr
one of the great movie supporting characters
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 8 hr
STATION
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Fix Your Heart or Die. @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 8 hr
It's so very, very good.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 8 hr
The end of Bill and Ted Face The Music is legit the sweetest ending to a movie I've ever seen. Just a bunch of confused people trying to Save The Day and make our future better. It's so good.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 8 hr
We're worse off without Roger Ebert
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 8 hr
William Sadler didn't miss a step reprising the role of Death. He's so fucking good. I could watch him in this role forever.
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Prime Minister of Shark City @jason1749.bsky.social · 8 hr
I have two volumes of his reviews where he hated the movie. I want another collection of his raves about bad movies. Speed 2, Congo, The Phantom Menace, etc. The man loved trash.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 8 hr
We're worse off without Roger Ebert
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 8 hr
man fucking earned XD
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Nolan Void @wolter.bsky.social · 8 hr
He was truly one of the best of us.
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Daniel M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 8 hr
At Rob Reiner's Friars Club Roast, one of the roasts was just someone reading Ebert's review of "North" word for word
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A Grapefruit's Suicide Note Left Out in the Rain @axleblaze.bsky.social · 8 hr
I often think of this clip of him yelling at a guy at Sundance for complaining Asian filmmakers were portraying Asians too negatively because they did bad things youtu.be/LSzP9YV3jbc?...
Roger Ebert yelling at Sundanceyoutu.be Here is Roger Ebert doing what he does best, responding to another person's review of Better Luck Tomorrow. This is Ebert in top form, showing a passion for film performances that made him famous. Respect to Justin Lin and his crew for the content. Support his movies. "Its not about races, just places faces. Where Your Blood Comes From Is Where Your Space. Is I've Seen The Bright Get Duller. I'm Not Going To Spend My Life Being A Color" - Michael Jackson
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 8 hr
two of his reviews live rent free in my mind. One is Garfield a tale of two kitties where he is just like "sorry guys, I really liked this one a lot" and the other is "North" which is close to the Transmetropolitian column that was just "fuck" repeated 3000 times
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 8 hr
he was also very unashamedly horny on main. There's at least one review where he says he can't in clear conscience pan this movie because it was awful but had nice naked ladies in it. He also briefly dated Oprah
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 8 hr
He loved Big Titties and I love him for it. lmao
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A Grapefruit's Suicide Note Left Out in the Rain @axleblaze.bsky.social · 8 hr
Side note: One of my favorite Ebert moments is his review of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey where he notes he never saw the first because he was on vacation when the movie came out, thought it looked terrible so never went back and is just downright baffled by how good and intelligent this sequel is
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 8 hr
Ebert fuckin ruled. BOGUS JOURNEY fuckin ruled
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Nolan Void @wolter.bsky.social · 8 hr
They are what Bill and Ted would be if they didn’t have boundless love in their hearts
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 8 hr
I love that film.
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 8 hr
honestly, this is exactly how most of my close irl friendships with dudes has always been. I love my friends.
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