Alex Thompson

@fistrockbone.bsky.social

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sorry, sorry im trying to fix it. shit, this is my first day here, the boss is going to kill me

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My buddy is a second grade teacher in Charlotte and he’s gearing up for his second year of teaching. If you’re able to buy his class something from his Amazon wishlist it would be greatly appreciated! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Check out my list on Amazonwww.amazon.com

The one takeaway question from this for me is: citrus or wintergreen

Ok I’m not sure I actually know what zyn is now?

I’ve bought two cars post-Covid and I gotta say, their embrace of talking business through email has been an incredibly positive move. I despise in-person negotiation with salespeople. Sorry Verb.

I think it’s important to help people rather than kick them when they’re down: careers.veeam.com

to all the US-based individuals who are now out of a job as a result:

Career Opportunities at Veeam Softwarecareers.veeam.com Learn more about what makes us veeamazing, which opportunities you have at Veeam Software and how to successfully apply.

Reminder: you do not under any circumstances have to respect ambitious politicos who chose to enlist into public affairs MOSs.

My wife just texted me “let’s go blue” and I reflexively gagged before I remembered I had asked what color car she was looking to buy

But in seriousness, I need things to do/places to eat that aren’t the magnificent mile

Siri, how early is too early for a Chicago style hot dog

From our desk of British Journalists Being Normal:

Gonna need to knock that on time percentage down a notch or two

This guy Beach Drives

Respectfully, no. The places I feared for my life during my bike commute every day were the places that MD drivers entered the scene.

If I’m the head of the Secret Service I’m calling Pepsi to see if they filled my old job

The winner is Alex Thompson

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social take back duel,,, unduel

Druid//Ranger perfectly encapsulates RETVRN (to an overgrown hut in the forest)

You just gotta follow the account for all this. You don’t have to fight but you gotta be subscribed or whatever. this is basically one step removed from early Facebook games but fuck it it’s silly and the world is ending anyway

a lot of yall need to consider that bsky is publicly viewable and responds to legal process

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK

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Home run Nick Castellanos

Richard Simmons, the fitness guru, has reportedly died at 76

Richard Simmons Dead at 76www.tmz.com Richard Simmons -- the legendary fitness guru -- has died at 76 ... TMZ has learned.

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The P is for plausibly deniable

Passable Material PLLC

I’ve only upset 45 people, folks my posts only get worse from here

Discover how many people have blocked you - I am clocking in at over 600! clearsky.app

ClearSkyclearsky.app ClearSky

Sorry about Gigan @wylienewmark.bsky.social take a look at what I just finished painting

posting poison on the tl specifically to ruin @wylienewmark.bsky.social 's morning

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Posting - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

China Mission Center should drop a bag of money on the desk of a Wargaming dev to nerf the J-20 and see what happens

Welp it happened again. Russian T90 tank this time.

Yup, everything is probably fine. No need to look further

Probably fine

Wireless service restored for all AT&T customers affected by nationwide outagewww.nbcnews.com AT&T’s network suffered widespread outages across the country Thursday morning with cellular service and internet down, according to the tracking site Downdetector.

Probably fine

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looking for my phone under the couch

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the new standard political compass for 2024, brought to you by myself and @gigansprogress.bsky.social

Ryan Bingham, folks. All he does is fly and fire. Fly and fire. Very unfair to the American people. We need to bring office jobs back and bring them back very strongly.

this is completely disqualifying for a presidential candidate