Michael: alito took off yesterday because he needed to grind a bunch to level up to beat mohg and unlock the elden ring DLC, and he was absent today because he's engrossed in it. pretty obvious really

alito took off yesterday because he needed to grind a bunch to level up to beat mohg and unlock the elden ring DLC, and he was absent today because he's engrossed in it. pretty obvious really

I choose to believe he sat on his balls so hard it killed him, but this is probably what really happened.

most relatable Alito's ever been

I'm not at all prepared to defend this but Alito is the most likely SCOTUS justice to try to get eaten by a snake and go full Rykard

His wife won’t let him pick up the buffs from Miquella’s crosses because she thinks they’re blasphemous so he’s stuck doing chip damage

He’s trying to convince commander niall to fly his flag upside down

you know he's playing with a super cheesy build too

Rivers of Blood for sure

He tried to recreate Elons but made it worse.

Was going to say, curious whether the conservative chud build issues have been overcome

Actually, when Alito first emerged into the Lands Between, he kept getting destroyed by the first Erdtree Knight there. Rather than learn or avoid the fight, he declared the game "not in line with our Founders' principles" and went back to playing pay-to-win gacha games on Facebook.

Not enough vigor, just getting one-shotted left and right

Can you imagine the right wing freak out if Thomas and alito both dropped dead before the election

Using a bow.

I don't know how the rules on wishing bad stuff happening to people are on this platform, so I'll not comment any further on Alito's absence

So relateable

Either that or he’s halfway through a Civ playthrough having a crisis on barbarian hordes

You know he suffers through some sucky Holy build

hope the final boss is beating his ass senseless.

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