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Erin 32/they/she. Oh no pronouns in bio what will they learn.

Mostly SFW but sometimes NSFW so minors will be blocked on site
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Protip: for any cis people who don’t already know, the phrase “this person” is an extremely obvious way transhobes often degender and/or misgender trans people. you should generally not use that phrasing. especially if you are criticizing someone who happens to be trans.
this person every god damn time
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K Cups -$200 Printer Toner -$150 Robes -$800 Bribes +$3,600,000 Clerks -$150 someone who is good at justice please help me budget this. my democracy is dying
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seeing a lot of "actually Project 2025 considers any LGBT text or subtext to be pornographic, that's what they're trying to ban" and maybe could use a little more "but also it's wrong to ban actual porn, porn is fine"
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It's the parents responsibility to ensure their children don't see porn
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"UwU no pawitics" I'm not the one who decided that gay people should go to jail for 15 years to LIFE just for fucking other consenting adults. I'm not the one writing thousands of bills specifically targeting transgender people. I'm not the one taking away my right to gender-affirming care.
"UwU no pawlitics.." BITCH THEY MADE MY LIFE POLITICAL
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Inputing my period data in the UFO tracking apps and my UFO sightings in the period tracker apps, to jam the culture
If you have not deleted your period tracker apps now would be the time
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Starbucks "supporting genocide overseas and at home"
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It's time to start smashing those looms
"No one came to me and said, 'We would like to use this'... This is my livelihood, and I put time, resources, money, and staff time into creating this content. There's really no shortage of work."
YouTube creators surprised to find Apple and others trained AI on their videosarstechnica.com Once again, EleutherAI's data frustrates professional content creators.
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if your purported "allyship" is conditional, then it never existed in the first place.
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I think a lot of people are just ignorant (wilfully or otherwise) of that fact about claiming to be "apolitical". Like, even making that claim is a privilege.
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Funny because my ppk stands for pp killer.
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also and I feel like I buried the lede here: it calls for the people who CREATE queer media to be imprisoned. That'd be people like me. Or any other queer creator you love. Any queen who's been on drag race. Chappel Roan. Janelle Monae. Anyone who's made a piece of queer media. Imprisoned.
Psst: Project 2025 is terrifying for a lot of reasons but also because on page 5 it calls for teachers and librarians who grant access to books that are maligned as pornography (which just means anything LGBTQ) to be registered as sex offenders. Pass it on.
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These pages were written and drawn LAST YEAR ok everyone don't be weird
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When I worked at a grocery store this college twink would come in wearing a Reagan Bush shirt and I'm like wtf dude. Could have not been gay but I wonder if his boyfriend knew that
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When I'm in public with my partner and spiro be kicking my balls, I'm like "that purple twink is at it again or spiro attack"
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Good I hope he never feels safe for another second of his miserable life.
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May he never get a good night sleep as well
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I say we give squatter rights to the coyote
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More organisations should pivot to scamming the rich exclusively. It's a growth market with limitless untapped potential
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Also, milk is acidic, milk is not neutral
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My partner and I are each other's errands buddies tonight
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Sex isn't enough, I need someone to go to grocery store with me because I get overwhelmed
sex isn't enough, I need cheek kisses, forehead kisses, and soft affection
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