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✨ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine)
🧠 neuroing divergently

😭 it's all just complaining

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do englishers say 'knickers' because pronouncing it 'panchies' is even worse

vagina bones dot jpg

Boo has this little Bluetooth speaker upon which she listens to her murder podcasts. It's cheaply made, so sometimes it kinda drops connection for a few seconds. A bit ago, I'm sitting in the kitchen eating dinner while belovèd is upstairs folding laundry. Total silence except chewing noises.

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Autism/ ADHD trauma is always feeling like you’re being punished for telling the truth or having a need

GIVE YER BALLS A TUG, TIT FUCKER

The Shorse plushy deserves a place in the trans community.

Yesterday I learned that there's a kind of iris called 'Haunted Heart' and I was like, oh. Me.

Gonna start a Letterkenny podcast called END OF THE LANEWAY.

A thing that I hate about buying electronics lately is everything comes with a USB charging cable but not an actual plug thing. Don't assume I have them laying around, because I do not.

Coughed unexpectedly and started to mutter 'god fuckin dammit', but quit partway and ended up with 'god fuckin'. Then my brain remembered the verse to 'Head Like a Hole' and, well,

What's that song where the lady jerks off to one of those velvet Elvis paintings?

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I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)

I still kinda like Shout 2000.

Other than Hurt by Johnny Cash and any version of The Sound of Silence, what are your favorite cover versions of famous songs?

Watching THE FIRST OMEN and man, whatever they paid the editor was too much.

I guess swarshborckler is fine.

This four-day weekend is feeling a lot like a regular two-day weekend. 😭

A true friend will top you up if you're feeling cum-deficient.

🎶 can't buy deez nu-uts (if McCartney were a degen)

You ever engage in some adult activities and then everybody gets all cleaned up and only THEN does your brain go 'Hey, that would've made a great photo'?

Goin' down the Botanic Gardens this morning. Will have zero beerses. Tranquil.

Went down t'pub last night and had eight beerses. Remorseful.

You ever be at a bar that's doing an open mic and somebody does 'Hurt' and then somebody does 'Imagine'? well,

I really ought to make some use of this body I've been building, so to that end I have decided to be Krang for Hallowe'en.

I feel like the guy in the next rack and I could be doing a bodybuilder vs. powerlifter demo. Both rowing, but his are like a third of mine and he's doing tons of reps. Also, he's jacked-looking and I'm just Lorge.

So I hit the Letterkenny ep where Stewart gets jacked. His program is bench, deadlift, squat, all for 3×4 @ 200. The thing is, like…if you can bench 200, you can ABSOLUTELY squat and dead way more than that. I'd've had him at three plates at least.

Thinking about RP-heavy D&D and how my characters would all be autistic by definition since I am. I guess I could pretend to be NT by making what feel to me like wild guesses in response to things people say? Waffle their pancakes, na mean?

might run past the local Good Guitar Store later t'day

I don't understand how people are out here playing eight-strings with tiny-ass scales like 27.5". Either them strangs are floppy like rubber bands or they're thick enough to just sound like mud. I gotta get me a 27-30" multiscale.

I think one of my safefoods is turning on me. Or my brain's turning on it. Nervous.

I just noticed @bskyttrpg.bsky.social has a 'reroll class' option and while I'd like to try it, there are worse things than clerics.

::raises my hand so fast my shoulder dislocates:: SECONDED

if you don’t get any new emails for 15 minutes you get to go home

I love a multigrain, tons-o'-seeds bread, but my gods, the shrapnel when you're taking it out the toaster and applying a spread. Carnage.