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just saw a woman swing into a parking spot, hit a stray shopping cart, get out and just haul ass into joann fabric without even checking the damage. a full on fabric emergency, i am not just spinning a yarn here.
you can't pull the wool over my eyes
i was surprised too gwen! i’ve personally never had a fabric emergency but i guess we’re just not cut from the same cloth.
really love the way you threaded the needle on that one frances
Stop you two! You got me splitting at the seams 🤣
There's a real art to weaving a story together like this
If you don't provide enough detail, people will think it was all made from whole cloth
Need more info to make this a thread 🧵
They filed bankruptcy, it's a god dammed fire sale going on
just here for the pyrogravure
Oh crap. It’s 35 miles out of my way but sounds like an emergency…!🚨
sounds like looming drama
this is straight up street gang stuff be careful out there
Stop for a moment to imagine how she felt.
My wife says "expiring 60% off coupon!" Which is why I normally drive her there - oh, and the $2.99 GilDan t-shirts that are an essential part of my own wardrobe...
I say you created that out of whole cloth
She got an “in stock - limited quantities” result on the website
It must have been a darn emergency.
Some folks just don't cotton on to the shit they cause
Must have been something really pressing
I have absolutely been that woman and will be again
