Hey! Are you an agent/publisher looking for a non-predatory, no-skeletons-having,vaguely charming Neil-Gaiman-esque author who looks like me to discover & promote, now that he has imploded?
If nominated, I WILL serve, if elected, I WILL run. Sitting on finished manuscripts.
worth a shot, right?
Ya know when you bring home a basket of berries, and hidden in the middle is that lone moldy, half rotten one trying to ruin all of the other berries? That’s called a magaberry
Ya know when you bring home a basket of berries, and hidden in the middle is that lone moldy, half rotten one trying to ruin all of the other berries? That’s called a magaberry
Setting off those fireworks not only terrorizes your neighbors’ pets but also traumatizes local veterans with PTSD, so no, I will not help you find your fingers