Fransplaining

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His hair was perfect

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Neighbors came over with 3 kids under 4 and holy shit I don’t miss that.

10:35pm. Just drying off from the pool. Summer is alright.

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Before you marry somebody, watch how they exit a plane.

Did a couple minor, basic repairs around the house today that will require at least 4 more trips to the home improvement store.

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*whispers to Bluesky newbie* So when something of this magnitude happens in the news, just say whatever you want. Nobody’s listening. It’s good for practice.

It’s only 8:30 but I already know I’m peeing in the back yard tonight.

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A smoke bomb but for getting out of small talk.

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For a small fee I will deactivate and get a life I just can’t do it for free please help me

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Can you guys help me get 25 followers? I’m trying to impress somebody.

More hot takes please.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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Date night idea: You, me, a bottle of Night Train, and $50 worth of scratchers.

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Your filtered face is still fucked up

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Sleeping for decades? More like Rip Van Lucky

Agreed to do a 12 hour slow cook on the grill tomorrow mostly so I don’t have to leave the house.

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we met on the information superhighway, nana

Perfect summer night.

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Who up having a bad time

Doctor tomorrow so I’m pounding beers and eating a bunch of crappy food so I can beat my personal bests.

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Sneaking in a spoon after paying extra for front row seats to the Jello wrestling tourney.

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Some of you aren’t dedicating your life to this site and it shows

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Live, laugh, sorry about the toilet.

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Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit

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Ugh I just said “this rain is a soaker. We need it though”. I’m a Midwest Dad

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Happy Sunday Scaries to all who celebrate

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you can sustain a man’s life on youtube & rotisserie chicken alone for over a dozen years

Don’t like to brag but one time I posted something without a typo .

Thunderstorms are rolling in is a nice way to end a hot 4 day weekend.

Had a party on the 4th but the real fun started when everyone left and didn’t take any leftovers.