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[leonard cohen hallelujah voice] cowabunga Now I heard there was a secret ooze / It turned small turtles into cool dudes / but you don’t really care for pizza, do you? You don't really care for mutants, do you? there was a sewer filled and clogged
and even Jesus was stuck in the the bog
but Michael and he brethren were eatin' I checked the comments to see who was writing the rest of the song! 🤣 I'm just picturing a plaintive Michaelangelo at a piano in a terribly misguided SNL cold opening. [leonard cohen lmao voice] lmao Thought of Bart Simpson:
And it goes like this, the fifth, the fourth,
A cow is had, and eat my shorts,
A bratty kid exclaiming, "Cowabunga!" I heard there was a pizza slice,
That David made,
God thought it nice,
But you don't really digest lactose, do ya? No no, you see they're MUTANT turtles...with the mutation to digest lactose. That's how they're able to eat all that pizza 😉🍕 destroying the local Cozy Corner Cafe with a riot by playing this at their Tuesday open mic I heard that for a modest price
One could attain a lovely slice
But you don't really care for pizza do ya I heard there was a secret disguise
So they could look like normal guys
And walk around the city streets among ya... I really want to hear this now lol 🎵the baffled king composes cowabunga 🎶 the song has now been overwritten in my head forever, thanks OK this was the post I needed to cap my weekend. It worked…AI image generator prompt “Teenage Mutant Christmas Turtles” … I always heard it as “Kenny Banya” I laughed really hard. Thank you. Yeah but whose cover is the best 
