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@georgiaisaverb.bsky.social

Ambushed by adulthood and responsibility.

Gin Enthusiast, College Football Moron, Former Intelligence Officer. W&L/UGA. He/Him.
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Tfw you’re thinking about da butt
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Can you imagine how happy a kid would be if you put something different in each compartment of one of these bad boys? (sandwich and drink underneath, of course)
Someone just said “snackle box” on a call referring to what they packed their kid’s lunch in. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is happening.
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If any of you have ever looked longingly at pictures of my madras summer blazer (purchased from a thrift shop in DC in 2010 for $50), great news! While looking for Replacement Shorts With Little Whales On Them I found this bad boy, which can be yours for the low low low price of $345.
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Alternatively: Ever wanted to dress like the Mayor from Jaws?
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Nick Saban has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable.
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When you start looking at Twitter pillow ads and thinking “omg maybe this is the one” it’s time to drink water and go to bed.
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More likely to have actually happened!
Folks are posting their “better than hillbilly elegy” reading suggestions. Add yours
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UNC, UVA, and Clemson: Hey guys, this is important. Go out there and be good representives and try not to show your ass in these hearings. FSU Athletics:
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(In the voice a Victorian orphan might use to ask about Christmas) “IS IT TIME?”
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I anticipated her clever strategy of “guess only along the edges of the board”
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JD Vance looks like he pronounces "Jewish" with a hard R
"So glad you could make it out to our tailgate here at The Grove. I hope you enjoy the vittles and let's hope for an Ole Miss win! Go Rebs!"
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JD Vance looks like someone asked AI to spit out an image that combined every individual Ole Miss Sigma Nu into one composite picture, printed it, photocopied it, and then iteratively photocopied the photocopy for about fifteen more minutes.
jd vance looks like the lead singer of a band called imagine elephants
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NEW: This Expired Jug of Spoiled Milk remains in the VP hunt, having been judged much more viable and appealing in the long-term than Rubio
NEW: Marco Rubio has been informed that he is NOT Trump’s VP pick, two sources tell Politico
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Per previous, this one makes a superb mixer
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It calls for fucking sled dogs is what it calls for. God I fucking hate yankee beaches.
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“The second half of the boneless leg of lamb just hit the grill, sir”
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This (from today’s NYT) is the most transparent attempt to walk away from responsibility that I’ve seen today, which is fucking saying something considering what else is going on.
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The pregame musical act for the Euros look like the export variant of Teen Roast
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Let’s have a drink and watch The Beekeeper. (Which is not, amazingly, about Geoff Collins.) If you don’t hear from me after about 30 minutes, this can’s full of shit.
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“And the former President…”
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Yo @seanlegg.bsky.social I didn’t have any idea what this was today next to the office besides it looked super cool and fast
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I looked like I wanted to murder someone, starting with myself