Georgia is a Verb

/downs Bud Light draft, steps away from work group at bar // spend five minutes trying to find a rhyme for “dickbroom mustache” in the titles of the collected works of Larry Murtry

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Henry

The Bad, A Dad, Who is Fugly

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ

No, Deadwood just refers to his dick

There Will Be Chud

I wish I was immune to secondhand embarrassment.

Dud Meridian

(British voice) Lonesome Gov

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Sparty🚦

Tfw you’re thinking about da butt

“… to make sure that she has their phone numbers.”

Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

Italian officials slam tourist who ‘mimicked sex acts’ on a statue of Bacchus in Florence | CNNwww.cnn.com Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

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Earl Karl

No argument here

Me: How are things going down there? Salesman #1: Well, I bet Bobby $100 last week that he wouldn't JO with self-tanner, so that was funny. Salesman #2: I won. S1: Did you, though? It looked like you fucked Chester Cheetah. Your dick looked like Trump had gone bald. Me: Please stop.

Can you imagine how happy a kid would be if you put something different in each compartment of one of these bad boys? (sandwich and drink underneath, of course)

Someone just said “snackle box” on a call referring to what they packed their kid’s lunch in. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is happening.

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Boozy McHound

It was an emergency — I bought them in St. Louis because I found out I had a day party to attend before a rehearsal dinner and I hadn’t packed for it. So no.

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poop

Yeah, not for tailgate, but I could use it for this Saturday night

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BruinM

I can’t wear a damn thing in that store.

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noodle arms sizemo

The mega-parasites will likely counter-sue for slander.

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Holly Anderson 🍇

Traffic mysteriously at full brake lights in both directions from the Moore’s Mill Y-split to Habersham, with no apparent cause on either side

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Boozy McHound

No shit, I already own them as shorts

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Andrew

See also: The X-Files

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Boozy McHound

Spinnaker Blazer Grey Lady Patch Madraswww.castawayclothing.com Our Grey Lady Patch Madras embodies the spirit of a foggy morning on our beloved Grey Lady, aka Nantucket Island. A fun head turner, great for cocktail parties at the club.

BREAKING: Anne Hidalgo, Mayor of Paris, dead at 65 of what bystanders called “Sudden Atomic Diarrhea”

Over half a century after the Seine was declared biologically dead, Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo dipped into the river on Wednesday and declared it sufficiently clean for Olympic swimming competitions.

Paris mayor swims in the Seine, declares it clean for the Olympicswapo.st “It’s pure happiness,” Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo said, having fulfilled her pledge to clean up the Seine before the Games. Now officials hope it stays that way.

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Makes Her Mark

You mean the Ben Silver issue?

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The Gurgling Cod (he/him)

I have embraced this mode of attire irony-free, for simplicity's sake.

If any of you have ever looked longingly at pictures of my madras summer blazer (purchased from a thrift shop in DC in 2010 for $50), great news! While looking for Replacement Shorts With Little Whales On Them I found this bad boy, which can be yours for the low low low price of $345.

Alternatively: Ever wanted to dress like the Mayor from Jaws?