"so you're sure you killed the guy?"
"oh yeah. cut 'im in half & fell down a bottomless pit."
"bottomless...?"
"pit, yeah. body's completely gone. nothing to find."
"i see. and did you trace the ship he took to Naboo?"
"ship??"
His best friend was doing the nasty with a senator repeatedly under his nose and he had no clue. The man wasn't the brightest kyber crystal in the lightsaber.
I like to think of Obi-Wan as a himbo, just doing his best to live up to the mystic legend of the Jedi, but he doesn't know what's going on half the time.
that 100% tracks. he's got the High British accent of one "born to the purple" (or brown as it were), the elitist disdain for riffraff, he's destined by his social station to meet a moment for which he clearly feels unequal
low key man just said "you'll never find a more wretched hove of scum and villainy" but thats just what I say before I take someone to pv the first time
Yeah, some people are just subjectively more horrible.
Like Henry Kissinger versus Hitler. Hitler burned twice as hot and was universally reviled, but he also killed Hitler rather than do the talk show circuit for 60+ years.
