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With information swirling, people jumping to all kinds of conclusions about motives, I think it's important to remember that Charles Guiteau shot President Garfield because he wanted to be ambassador to France and thought God told him to, and experts concluded he was driven mad by his weird foreskin

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Lol I love this. "We here at the Bishop Arts District are deeply committed to two things: diversity/inclusion and being creepy as fuck."

Post the last photo of a dog in your gallery.

Post the last photo of a dog in your gallery

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In this age of big money and lobbyists, it is so rare for an ordinary person to get the ear of a politician.

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To all who observe

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If you want to block all the people who harassed Jamelle Bouie off the site at once, this list is handy. Hit subscribe, then block.

Weird Bouie reply guys

List by @hockeybear.bsky.social

What the name says. Some accounts on the list are truly horrible all the time and some just made a muteworthy skeet one time. This list is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Jamelle Bouie or anyone other than myself.

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Retweet to save an artist's life

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this is by far the craziest longshot candidate replacement idea I’ve heard, but if the technology’s there I’ll hear them out

Not all heroes wear pants.

San Francisco is back sfstandard.com/2024/07/11/n...

Naked men save tourist from random assault in Castrosfstandard.com Justice went full frontal in the Castro last week when two nudists took down a man attacking a tourist on the street. The naked vigilantes—Pete Sferra of San Jose and Lloyd Fishback of San Francisco—w...

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AD AGENCY PITCH: "So, they're a family of cartoon bears with voluptuous cartoon asses, who only ever talk about how much they love shitting, and how only Charmin will do for wiping their bear asses."

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Then, he can tell the chatbot to make it four times longer. “If you’re going to put all kinds of barriers up for my patients, then when I fire back, I’m going to make it very time consuming,” he said. lol

i love that an an apparently unalloyed success of a.i. chatbots has been in an administrative bullshit war www.nytimes.com/2024/07/10/h...

In Constant Battle With Insurers, Doctors Reach for a Cudgel: A.I.www.nytimes.com As health plans increasingly rely on technology to deny treatment, physicians are fighting back with chatbots that synthesize research and make the case.

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This is how you become One Punch Man in real life

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your periodic reminder that the only people who earnestly use the term "Judeo-Christian" are anti-Semites

Tired: Project 2025 wants to bring back the Sabbath. Wired: Project 2025 will ban Sunday sportsball games and forget about getting beer.

Let no one say that that the U. S. of America doesn't still have It.

The Midwest needs to pay for its crimes.

New Food: Deep-Fried Ranch Dressingwww.mnstatefair.org

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Cows are NOT exempt from being eroticized in American barbecue advertising

Something something this is why beef BBQ is better

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I keep meaning to see if someone has done a PHD in erotic imagery in American BBQ signage.

conversely: why is food depicted as being happy to be eaten?

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A month or so ago I had a dream where I was either playing or in a video game (it was hard to tell) and part of the game was finding these hidden totems called Wishboons. I don’t know what they did but I haven’t stopped thinking about them since so I made one

"My Humps" (The no. 1 worst is a Christmas novelty song about Santa's corpse being stuck in the chimney all year. Whoever wrote that one should be exiled to the deep woods.)

you're in hell. the second worst song ever made, on loop forever, is your punishment. what song is it?

One of my very favorite things is when nature makes itself a collaborator in artwork.

Some enterprising bird built a nest in the Bonegrinder's snoot this year

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ADMIRAL THRAWN: To truly understand a people, you must understand their art THE FINNS: Here's a piece of bronze we let a dead cow and calf decompose on.

A talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says "ficus."

tell me your fav film with a quote.

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Second anniversary of this all-time banger

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The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here." Two tachyons walk into a bar. The punchline comes before the joke You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?

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Joe Biden there’s one way to shut up the New York Times

look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship

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happy 4th, fuckers

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Over at the Bad Place, I made a tradition of posting Douglass' "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth of July," and I intend to carry on that tradition here. Since most versions you read in classes or in textbooks have parts omitted, the link below has the full text of the speech.

(1852) Frederick Douglass, "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth Of July" •www.blackpast.org On July 5, 1852, Frederick Douglass was invited to address the citizens of his hometown, Rochester, New York. Whatever the expectations of his audience on that 76th anniversary of the signing of the D...

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Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face