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We kept hearing about how RFK Jr was poised to take advantage of historic dissatisfaction with the major party nominees and now he only pops up to say stuff like “people see a child driving and assume they know the whole story”
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They’re scared of the *microwave*: bsky.app/profile/torr...
“Several RFK Jr staffers fear the electromagnetic radiation from microwave ovens, complicating a volunteer potluck. (People were advised to bring crockpots.)” 😂 www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
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Yeah even a stopped clock is right twice a day
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Microwave ovens are fine, actually.
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"Crockpots for Crackpots" has quite a ring to it, though.
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You know what else microwaves are bad for? 𝘚𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴. :)
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“I’m not going to take sides on whether 9/11 was a hologram”
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The kind of headline every campaign manager loves to see.
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Fine people on both sides.
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This is just my uninformed opinion, but I really don't think RFK is gonna be the next Ross Perot.
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I’m waiting to hear Biden’s policy on eating Major and Commander before I make up my mind.
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Major and Commander vs Gordon Ramsey battle royale
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The has serious Ben Carson energy and we know how that turned out.
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As with Ross Perot, he’s just too weird.
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Remember when the Libertarian Party's candidate became a laugh line in 2016 for asking "what is Allepo?" Good times.
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Sometimes I think about this whenever there's some headline about all the things that aren't disqualifying candidates anymore...
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Who's the Libertarian Party's candidate this time?
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"I would not eat barbecued Man. I would not eat it, Sam I Am"
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I hate to admit it, but he’s providing some much needed levity to this election.