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GoneRogue

@gonerogue.bsky.social

Enjoying the journey.
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You’re reading this in his voice aren’t you?😂
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I’ve come across a lot of turtles and not one of them was a ninja.
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I'm not a playa, I just drink Orange Crush a lot.
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Anyone that hero-worships or fangirls over a politician needs to have their head examined.
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Your heart always knows the truth, but your mind can create fabulous delusions.
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every week i have high hopes everyone will stop talking about monday by wednesday.
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OF COURSE size matters. Nobody likes a small bag of Cheetos.
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I don’t recognize 2/3 of the keys in my junk drawer
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When you open all the windows to freshen up the house but end up getting skunk stench instead.
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Bamboo Forest, Haleakala National Park, Maui, Hawaii
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Dont forget to have an alibi and a backup plan. And always keep a shovel handy.
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A team of experts have been working round the clock to determine What The Actual Fuck. So far the results are inconclusive.
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To be honest? You crack me up with all your foolishness. Don’t stop, ok?
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Wanna feel old? That’s weird. I don’t.
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Tuesday is simply Monday with a hangover
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I was made for another planet altogether. I mistook the way. - Simone de Beauvoir
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The older you get those monsters that lived under your bed move into your head.
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Determining compatability with someone special involves accepting each other as they are; not molding yourself into what they want you to be. That isn't real compatibility, it's false advertising.
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Such monsters we hide behind masks of Man.
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Life includes inevitable endings.
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Medusa missed a real opportunity by not putting out a memoir entitled, "If Looks Could Kill."
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Growth and change begin outside of your comfort zone.
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I’m that person who will go to a sushi restaurant and order a cheeseburger.
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A grumpy Mr potato head is a dicktater
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I don't care if you prefer to stay ignorant, I'd just prefer it if you'd stay away from me.
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Sorry but posting rants on SM doesn't make you "brave".
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At this point I think the emotional support Canadians should be entitled to compensation.