Did I ever tell you about the time I found a musket ball deep in the pith of a white pine? Well settle down on yonder stump, shoestring. Here’s some strong water
husband: weird this house had a for sale sign and now a new family is moving in
me: not really. they had a pending sign for awhile
him: no they didn’t. I never saw it
me: they did. I get out of the house more often than you do. must have just missed it
him: that dig wasn’t necessary
I hate him
Ventured out before it was a zillion degrees outside to find Junior shorts that meet the work dress code and can contain his tree trunk leg muscles. Not everyone his height is a beanpole, FFS.
We actually succeeded this time and those shorts better last the rest of time because JFC I hate shopping
If you ever think you’re too insignificant to make a difference in the world, just look at how much dumb shit one person can accomplish repeatedly on social media.
We know Biden is old. So is the dimwitted orange shitgibbon. Don't believe Polls, they don't vote.
You don't hear MSM asking him to step aside because he's a 34-count convicted felon.
I don't see George Stephanopoulos questioning that mammoth mound of orange phlegm.
Polls don't vote!
been wondering if the horse did in fact have a name but that guy was too busy La, la, la lala la la la, la, la La, la, la lala la la la, la, la La, la, la lala la la la, la, la La, la, la lala la la la, la, la-ing to even find out
