3 hour Jello Biafra spoken word album and chill?

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Checking out who's blocking me on that ClearSky thing and to a person it's just a list of total strangers; I can't figure out a potential block reason for any of them beyond "hmm. Just don't like the cut of their jib."

feel like I don't really need to fill this one out all the way

The Jamelle Bouie/NYT thing isn't even some rarefied rich person phenomenon; it's generally off the table to criticize anyone's evil job in America. "Because I would MAKE LESS MONEY?!?! DUH?!" is considered a perfectly valid answer to "hey why don't you quit your job at the kitten grinding factory?"

To me it pretty much looks like anyone with real money would like fascism to happen, some of them just realize it's not nice to say that and feel a little guilty the way someone ordering veal or foie gras might

Being a drummer in a small independent band is annoying because you still have to buy and maintain and keep track of all this fucking drum shit, but then every local show is a badly-planned time crunch where each band has to just use the same garbage backline kit

Eric Adams absolutely thinks this cartoon rat is real and is rolling out this whole thing to spite him, right

I don’t live in a serious city, I’m afraid x.com/nycmayor/sta...

Every incurious politics dipshit wants SO MUCH CREDIT for being like "Heyyyy I think maybe this guy's a no goodnik!" about Trump. "Hillary warned us!!" OK great well I'm not the one in his wedding photos

I think we can officially retire the heartbreaking meme now

scratching my head as to how an Andrew Tate video made it onto this Tragedy full album playlist. These aren't suggested videos, it's a static playlist made by a user

OK have the EPA, FDA, etc just been randomly selecting one product a year to test and then going on vacation this whole time? Or has testing just advanced so much that we've only just realized that literally every single product available in the US is full of toxic waste?

There was lead in EVERY tampon they tested. There was less lead in organic tampons, but those had higher concentrations of arsenic. Also fun: It's 2024. This is the first ever study testing metals in tampons. Great. 🙃 www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tox... Study: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

Skinamarink? More like, cinema stink! (I have not seen Skinamarink)

Beyond highly specific plugins like amp sims or ones doing truly novel processing techniques, I'm pretty skeptical of a lot of 3rd party audio plugins just because EQ and compression are all the same under the hood and you're really just paying for a snazzier UI...

Venues insisting that little nobody local bands not play a show for like a month on either side of a gig there feels like whenever some weird poseur would book a basement punk show and set up a green room and make bracelets for admission and stuff. Think you're taking it a little too seriously guys

Cool that cars are basically the same problem as guns now. We know how to fix/mitigate it but an amalgam of market forces and the political forces serving them are like "No, we won't be doing that." and so we will just do nothing ever

do we think this guy from New Jersey would have driven his pickup truck to Manhattan to get drunk had there been a $15 congestion pricing fee in place?

NYPD: NJ man charged with drunk driving after 3 killed in July 4th LES crashgothamist.com Responding officers say they smelled alcohol on the driver

I'm so sick of issues like "Hi, so when I send emails to All Staff, people with blue cars don't get it" jamming up my queue. What kind of fuckin wizard am I supposed to be? Feel like the number of issues we get with no remotely conceivable entry point to even begin investigating is like 75% lately

Ethel Alcohol

I'm not a violent person but this time of year I have this recurring fantasy where it's 3am, Tuesday night, a full 4 weeks after the 4th, and the dickheads still launching mortars in the intersection suddenly realize the last 5 BANGS were me popping them one by one with a powerful handgun

I think everybody should be able to wild out and have a good time. So I support AJ on this. Blow up a stick of Dynamite if you'd like. As long as I can also fistfight strangers in the streets without getting arrested, we're even

if you're conservative and you're not rich then you're a truly stupid motherfucker. there's no wiggle room here anymore

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I feel like a sign things are not going to work themselves out politically to humanity's benefit is that the owner of Twitter is the most annoying Nazi sex offender plutocrat in history and political junkies still won't stop using the site.

I don't recommend sweating profusely from playing aggressive drums 3 nights a week and biking a lot, after which you often just forget to rehydrate, to the point that you get a kidney stone so big they have to pulverize it with lasers. In case you were thinking of doing that

NOFX package tour was in town this past weekend and through social media I got my periodic reminder that similar to Blink 182, there are somehow a bunch of old punks in my orbit I otherwise respect who love MXPX

One of my asshole neighbors has been playing the same mobile game for literally 5 years. Always at top volume, way louder than you'd think a phone could be. It's 80% "tap" noises and subsequent "collect" sounds, with occasional DING!!s and then an infrequent evil "heh heh heeeeeh!!" cackle

Kaiser: Make sure to arrange a ride home after your surgery, do not drive yourself. Do not eat or drink 12 hours beforehand Me: OK, when is it? Kaiser: There is no earthly action any mortal could take to wrest that information from us

Love the daily notifications from some company that forced me to create an account to buy a plugin or a pair of pants that oh my god, SOMEHOW they've had a data breach on the unpatched Windows 98 VM where they were storing my social security number in clear text

Innovative new Kaiser policy where they simply no longer provide medical care of any kind. They keep their overheads low by not employing any doctors. You still have to have insurance though, it's just nice for them to get the money

Nan O'Plastics

Alex Jones is like Trump in that sometimes you just get so caught up goofing on his mannerisms and inherent ridiculousness that you almost kind of forget what a fucking scumbag he is. He would stll be getting off light if they took everything and he ended up working at a Burger King

NEW: A US bankruptcy-court trustee plans shut down conspiracy theorist Alex Jones's Infowars and liquidate its assets to help pay the $1.5 billion in judgments against Jones, he told the court in an emergency motion yesterday

Bankruptcy trustee discloses plan to shut down Alex Jones' Infowars and liquidate assetswww.houstonchronicle.com Jones has been saying on his web and radio shows that he expects Infowars to operate for...

if an article gift link makes me create an account it's not a gift. i'm not doing that

Seems like most of the billionaires who want to destroy any vestige of the regulatory state might be overestimating their ability to buy their way out of things. It takes a team of scientists with lasers to detect this stuff like this. you can't just have your slaves boil it out for you

It's like letting your kid smoke cigarettes.

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i've always loved the Terry Pratchett Boots Theory of socioeconomics but it's really striking now how it's slowly becoming inaccurate bc so many companies straight up do not make good products anymore. not even rich people can buy things that aren't designed to break in 3 years bc they don't exist

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I literally do not want wireless headphones give me back my fucking headphone jack you cowards

What’s the most boomer complaint you have?